3 men died and went to Hell, but Satan lets them phone home.....for a price. The American calls home, talks 15 minutes, Satan makes him pay $1,000. Chinese man calls home, talks 20 minutes, Satan makes him pay $2,000.
3rd man is Afghani, Satan gives him the phone, calls home for damn near a full hour. Satan charges him only $10. The other two are upset and protest, to which Satan responds “ Hell to Hell is a local call”