Derek Dangleberries

Yep, it could have been steamed or boiled the same as Khao man Gai is cooked with the same result...

That chicken needs the @boydeste treatment mate ...

Ahhhh. I see the miscomprehensions now!! It should say "the outstanding utilities" at the end of contract and it should also say that you pay rent and utilities each month not just rent. You should clarify with them directly ASAP... You don't mention the subjects but if they are a TEFL agent then they are shockingly lacking in English skills! There just seems to be too many holes in that contract to be able to help you out ..

They are advising not telling you to be frugal with your utilities which includes Aircon... If you are sharing this may lead to some conflict of course ..

I see nothing wrong with paying everything that they have listed at the time of checkout and would be happy for it to be deducted from the deposit with the remainder given back there and then cash in hand. The problem arises from the rental facility not your agent nor the school (unless they are in cahoots of course) and they try to delay the deposit repayment on the spot knowing that you are itching to get on the silver bird ASAP. Plan to move out from the long term accommodation 2 weeks before end of contract and stay in a local cheap hotel. But everything depends on the length of your contract ...

Too true mate but it also meant it had a smaller cone of fire than the Jimpy

The top one is a Brenn LMG. In the 70s I was trained on both the Brenn and the GPMG (Jimpy). From memory I preferred the Brenn mainly because it meant less faffing about with and was more soldier friendly .. The IRA also used a couple of Brenns with the old wooden stocks that had receptacles meant for oil cannisters which coincidentally could be made into the size of a location beacon, movement detector and small batteries .....

It was a disaster wasn't it mate .... "Load up on Liverpool and Arsenal assets" was the mantra from the YTers .. Bollocks.. I am all but out of the Cherry Cup unless I get 24 points tonight with 3 players !!!

Spurs are so shit at the moment I don't know if I want any of them for their two upcoming DGWs !!

Well Done mate! Isak helped you out getting a good score too....

My son is ...

Yes mate ... but I was referring to the UK Lotto ..

Look on the bright side mate ...... there is a male prostitute in a frilly dress wearing a David Lammy mask that is sighing in relief at your misfortune. He can put his horse's willy back in the box !

Ah Well there is always the Lotto... I have selected numbers made up from my Thai ID card so sure to win !!

It already looks like Gordon is getting me knocked out of the Cherry Cup !!

"Leeds are falling apart again !"

HT! One team in grey is beating the other team in grey by 2 goals to Nil ..

Too old mate !!

Yeh.. I mentioned it earlier but didn't want to bet on it cos the odds were too short ... 80/1 is much better odds of winning isn't it ??

News of a stabbing in Oz.. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-australia-68805458?src_origin=BBCS_BBC

f**k Me !! I've settled down to watch the first game and the team strips make it barely possible to tell the teams apart.. Tossers..

Healthier than me then !!!

I had Minella Times which prompted me to go for Minella Crooner ... Minella Please !!!! (You have to imagine Karuna said in a Dorset accent to geddit )