JPK

f**k that 😂😂😂

Down the local watching celtic win the league 😎

Gonna get a start on this today, drove bikes on and off for years with no license. Going to go legal and do my direct access and get myself a decent bike for whatever little summer we get. Also means I can stop putting my hand in my pocket when I get pulled over in Thailand when driving a bike😀

Just woke up and watching the Khan v Crawford fight.

Only out for a few , quiet day then out tomorrow on it. Funnily enough I’ve never tried the tonic or the purple cans. Higher class schemie 😀

Just got off from offshore and straight into the pub at the train station for a beer. First drink in 3 weeks, lovely stuff 😍

In my bed in a hotel watching tv in aberdeen waiting to go offshore tomorrow. My pals been on the phone wanting me to go tae the strippers or casino tonight , fk that 🙄

It’s tradition 😂

You know the drill 😎

Seen that haha, in the interview after it Price has some mark left on him. Definitely get banned for that

Quiet night tonight watching the boxing on sky sports.

Was like a Nuremberg rally earlier 😀

Watching the live footage from "leave means leave" demo on youtube, tremendous stuff 😂

Stuck in work on nightshift, 16 days left until I’m home 😩

Watched that over the weekend, I thought it was a cracking wee series. I'd say there's definitely a few Ted Bundy types in Pattaya😂

I just had listen to the new Ian brown album, Just the usual from him, a couple of decent songs the rest is pretty shit.

Stuck doing my refresher training for offshore. Got told another 2 hours to go, after that home and get changed and go down the local.

Just looking at changing my flights for my next trip, I got home yesterday and I'm supposed to be back out the end of May. Thinking about maybe changing my flights and getting over for Songkran.

Rented a condo for a few days on Airbnb in a complex I’m thinking of buying in. Seems alright, it’s further up sukhumvit but it’s near the BTS, it’s a cracking complex and has loads of places for food about and I’ve not seen any of my Nigerian friends all afternoon up here😃

Just back from a meal with the gf and her family for her nephews 15th birthday. The boys as camp as a row of tents. The gf is in a mood because I asked her if he was gay. If I was a betting man I’d say within 10 years the little fairy will be cutting about in a dress with a set of bolt-ons😀

All my favourite films have the bold denzil in them. Fallen and man on fire👍🏻 Best movies ever watch them every so often

Netflix and chill as the youngsters say 😂

Had a call from my favourite neighbour the other night, her kid was away staying with her sister. She has a boyfriend from Singapore who pays for her rent and weighs her in every month. He visits like 4 times a year. Gotta love bangkok 😛

Spot on, fair play to him. I met a old guy in nana plaza from Bristol the other night who was 84. He has stayed in some old condo building on nana for 30 odd years.All the girls in the Gogo were all over him looking after him. He was a cracking old guy, Hope I have the energy he had when I’m his age 👍🏻

Just Seen this old guy living the dream getting peddled around nana off some dodgy looking brass. #life goals 😂😂