KhunDon

Just before I read your post Murchie one of the loose front teeth dropped out. 😫 That’ll be going under the pillow tonight for the tooth fairy. What’s wrong with that? I paid my kid £2 for each of his milk teeth that have fallen out, it’s about time he pays for mine, he’s loaded. 🤣 Looks like I will be booking up with my dentist for 4 implants. Still, I’ll save a bit of money by pulling them out myself as they get a bit looser. Yet more bills. 😭

Shoving morphine tablets and liquid morphine down my craw. Had two falls yesterday morning (no, not pissed) one after the other. Fell onto my left arm/shoulder and side on the path to the car. Felt something go in shoulder/arm and upper chest muscles and it hurt like hell, so I stayed down there for a while to get my breath back. When I eventually got up again, bugger me, I fell over again, this time, flat on my face, as I was hold my left arm with my right hand. I saw the path come up to meet me and my forehead and nose took the brunt of the fall and I felt and heard it snap, but also the top front teeth decided to get in on the act. Blood pissing all over the place, made worse by the fact I’m on a blood thinning drug called Clopidogrel. So off to A&E (wife driving like she’s in an ambulance) where they X-rayed everything and decided I’ve broken some ribs and a small break in my shoulder bone and of course there is the broken nose. The bones will heal themselves and the teeth are loose but may heal themselves, but have to go back in a week or so to have the nose re-set. Apart from that, all’s quiet here. 🤣

They will be a lot colder for her when I kick her out. Only joking. 🤗 She has banged up 7 new cars in 9 years and she rings me and I always know she’s done something wrong, as the conversation usually starts with “honey, don’t be angry with me but”! ☹️ OK, she has only damaged them, when I have an accident, I usually write them off. 🤪

I’m watching a programme about a guy who tampered with his wifes parachute and she fell 4,000 feet and survived. She wouldn’t testify against him in court. 😱

Ouch is right. I’ve paid out this month the following 2 car tax, 2 car insurances for a year, house and contents insurance, 2 car services, school meals for 3 months, gas, leccy and water, all for 3 months, gas boiler service, green flag for 2 cars and had the log burner chimney swept. On top of that, the wife kerbed one car wheel last week on the 7 seater, which has huge wheels, so £500 plus for new wheel, £170 for new tyre and £45 for getting the tracking fixed. Have I mentioned I paid the TV license? 😭😭😭

Just paid the TV licence online 😭

Merlot for me every time. 🤪 My local pub landlord in UK does a wine tasting evening for a few locals, where he lays on food etc. Actually it’s a wine merchant who supplies his wines and he lets us taste them first. Usually get to taste about 15 or so during the evening. Last year, this guy produced a Rose wine from the winery in Hua Hua! Could have knocked me down with a feather. It wasn’t too bad, but I wouldn’t buy it.

Why is that Cortina wearing a golfers sunshade?

Go for it. And if you could manage to drive yourself to the cemetery and drop it in the hole, think of the money you could save on funeral expenses. 🤣

My brother in law bought a Long wheelbase Shogun from a guy who had brought it back from there. Must have been around 89. He kept it for bloody years and it’s still up on the farm carrying around hay bales and the occasional sick pig or sheep. I used to drive it on the “Boxing Day pub crawl” as I wasn’t drinking then. Stuffed about 10 into it and visited around 10 pubs over the day. He bought a new Warrior 2 years ago and the dealership called it in and gave him a new one because his and many others, had chassis cracking problems.

Saw one in UK last week. Must have been the V8, because it made quite a noise racing past me. Grey haired elderly woman was driving it. ❤️👍🤗

The older Toyota’s go on for ever. She’s probably going to see you out. 🤗

“Something for the weekend Sir?” 🤣

You could have at least taken the curtains down. 😟

My supper tonight, steak & kiddeley pie, minted potatoes and cauliflower cheese. Yes, of course I licked the plate, that’s the law. 🤗

Sage advice Baldylocks always best to spend time scouting out various areas for local shops, bars etc and of course places to rent. No need to rush. 👍

Took kid to footy training, yearly fee due, wrote cheque. Paid one car insurance, wrote cheque. Kids Kumon fees due Monday, wrote cheque. 😟

Getting a tan there by the looks of it. 👍

I went there once to pick up a new passport, that I was told was there at the passport office. What a shithole it was. Worse part was, my fecking passport wasn’t even there, they told me it was in Ireland ffs! Apparently when they are busy, they send sackfulls of applications to be done in Ireland. I was flying to Australia in two days time, so needless to say, I was pissed. When I finally got home that night, the damn thing was on the hallway mat. 🤬

Just got back from sons “breakfast club” run. A before school club for an hour where kids meet, have a second breakfast, then on to school. It’s meant for parents who start work before 9am and they dump their kids there. God knows why we use it, neither of us work! 30 mile round trip twice a day. 😟 Note to self, fecking move closer to his school.

My wife is terrible for that. No matter that all doors and windows are open and the extractor is on full, the house is rendered uninhabitable for hours just so she can have her roasted 🌶 🤬

No Dave, it’s Hua Hin, at the Northern end of Naebkehart Road, two compounds south of the Itsara restaurant. 👍

The back garden in Hua Hin.

Marking My sons Kumon. Then off to a place called “The Fat Badger” for a spot of lunch with a great sea view. 👍