Krapow

Watching dusk at Ao Nang Beach

You pissed and shit in many a bag 😂

Just back from another 2 dives at Phi Phi, as class as they were, I'm knackered. And I'm now on entertainment the child in the pool duty 🙃 🤷‍♂️ after a quick coconut juice.

I was chasing smaller sharks around Phi Phi earlier, than the size of this fish the wife just demolished ffs 🤣

Yes, but has she been vaccinated?

Nipped in here for a quick diet coke on Monday afternoon, must've dozed off, cunts now trying to tell me it's Wednesday night now 🤷‍♂️

Fucking lovely, all for 860 Baht! What it also includes is a coconut shake, plate of homemade (or at least not frozen banged in the deep fat fryer) spring rolls, and chips. So about £20 for the lot. Outrageous value!

Yep, same, gym helps me more mentally than physically. So does diving, and also recently discovered so does the calm, silence and peacefulness of the snowy wilderness. You can just switch off, get a reset. You should try stuff like that Gal, I'd wager it would help you like it helps me.

Brilliant marketing 😆 Get stoned at the weed shop, then shout over your order next door to the ice cream shop for twenty 99s 🤣

It's our first night in Ao Nang, and we always go to this Thai place called 'Family' as it's Family run. It's up a wee alley of the main drag, but is aways packed as it's tremendous, and so cheap. I just had this pineapple rice, 70 Baht. And fried fish in chilli and garlic, 180 Baht. So 250Baht, and it was fucking lovely. Get free watermelon etc as well.

Likewise!

You're a good man, Groggy 🙏

Yes, but do you have your cheerleaders

I've turned into a Leicester City fan. The owner of Leicester City, who is also the owner of King Power, and this hotel, after his father died in the horrific helicopter crash, Is coming to the hotel bar area to cheer on the team at 7.30pm Thai time. Loads of security, as you can imagine, but I've been told they will try to fit me in at the back if it's possible. I think told them I was a personal friend of @Derek Dangleberries and @john luke, and they took a sharp intake of breath, mumbled something about Leeds scum, and nearly had be arrested. Suffice to say my invite was rescinded due to top of the table drama. Can't help but think their 'Road back to the Premiership' slogans might be a tad premature. But anyway, i expect to see some pretty heavy security about the hotel lobby tonight. C'mon the Siamese Foxes!

I feel copious amounts of alcohol will required to get over this trauma, Groggy

Breakfast starter, bit of a mish mash of everything, dim sum, various cheeses, gyoza, smoked duck, and various sauces ... Only the starter, mind 😁

Going Central World to be a bit shopping later, they stock my kinda clothes 😁

Are you ill? 🤔 😁

I remember posting on a different thread about how some lose weight in Thailand, but I put it on, even though apart from coffee cake, I don't really eat sweet stuff. I put it down to the many crazy crisp flavours, I love crisps. I mean fried squid eggs ffs, it's hardly Tudor pickled onion 😆 I just bought a small box/tube of spicy garlic prawn pringles.

As in keeping with tradition. First night in Bangkok, boat noodle at Victory Monument. Just 3 bowls as a starter 😂

Big girl now, stage 3 at swimming school, can swim really well. No armbands, even on horses 🤣

Even happier to be here, checked into hotel, all luggage, and no drama! At the usual Pullman King Power, a little bit more expensive than we normally do, but wouldn't stay anywhere else in Bangkok. Class hotel with hug pool. Caitlin had her own bed for only 1000 Baht per night.

lol 😆 No, they always just tell Sa in Thai, and we get ushered to fast track to the far right as entering. If it didn't happen, I would get Sa to ask the staff.