Thinkingallowed

For once I don't know. Usually by now I'd have my Christmas trip organised but after thirteen Christmases in a row visiting Thailand I might just have a change.

Going to try get a reasonable amount of sleep today.

It was funny. Absolutely no instructions in English just Japanese. Had to take photos of the Japanese script and Google translate it, then guess what it really meant. Used it up at Barry's resort the first time and the police turned up and stayed to watch as they were so intrigued.

Been there done that. Think this was my worst one... Bought it when it first came out and had to import it from Japan. Ended up costing £125 including import duty. Took twenty noisy minutes to make enough slush to top two beers. Did it twice and it's been in the back of the cupboard since.

If you liked that here's some more including Ways to be Wicked at a more normal speed...

Maria McKee off her head

Warning this post contains hip hop...

Had an odd conversation with a mate last weekend. He was a bit miffed I'd not replied to a text inviting me to join in on a weekend away seeing on the Friday night a Neil Diamond tribute act followed by a Michael Bublé one on the Saturday. I honestly thought it was a crap joke but turns out he's serious. Michael f@€k!n Bublé? I wouldn't cross the street to see the real one.

Welcome to the board. Don't let that @Krapow wind you up mate. I've warned him he has to a green and white hooped top at the next meeting if he is naughty.

Welcome to the board. Get posting and enjoy mate.

Really enjoying your posts @DodgeThis Thanks for your time and effort.

Welcome aboard Bobby.

Maybe the change in lifestyle just kick started your metabolism.

and from Sweden...

And some possibly offensive pop from Merseyside...

Some inoffensive pop from New Zealand

You are too kind sir.

You have no idea how happy this post has made me. Welcome to the board mate.

We laughed too early mate

And this... But now it is time for a shower as I have a charity event to attend.

Then I did this...

This morning I've been mainly doing this... Lucozade bottle is for sense of scale.

Wild guess mate.

Chiang Khan?