Freee!!

You somehow failed to name the gentleman with the headphones in the DJ booth.

That sounds like a fairy tale marriage: Every time you come home, you see that witch sitting on the couch.

Something a bit like that happened to a house across the street from where I used to live (New Year's Eve 2017-2018), fireworks got in through a window and started a fire (luckily nobody home, owner had died a couple of weeks before). The fire department thought they had the fire extinguished and were in the process of getting the largest fire truck out of the pretty narrow street. Before they got ten meters from the parking spot, the flames shot out of the roof again. About an hour after they finally departed, I called them again (and I wasn't the only one).

This one shouldn't be in this topic, it is no joke but the bare truth (and political as well 😉 ).

A man walks into a bar ... ouch 😉

Ever seen a horse with a dick on his back? . . . Take a good look at the next police horse.

A man enters a pub, walks up to the bar, sits in a stool and orders a drink. While drinking it, ne notices a group of men sitting at a table. Every once in a while one of them calls a number and everybody at the table starts laughing. He asks the bartender what is going on and gets as reply they are telling jokes, but because they already know all jokes by heart, they just numbered them. Shortly after that, another number is called by one of the men, but nobody laughs. After asking about that, the bartender replies: . . "He was telling it wrong".

Spoken like a true organ donor 😉

For comfortable I prefer four wheels.

I am surprised nobody posted the Pattaya city anthem yet:

I know, but the Honda Goldwing is completely outrageous in that regard. Besides that, it is nearly as wide as a car, negating the most obvious advantage of a bike (being able to weave through a traffic jam).

That isn't a bike, that is a two weeled car. And if I pay that much, I want to sit dry.

I am surprised you didn't put a photo of a microscope there 😉

I am sorry to have to disappoint you.

I already thought it would be something like that. More or less that way I got promoted to moderator on a forum once. The first thing I knew about it, was the appearance of a lot of new buttons and options when I logged in.

Let's agree to disagree on that one.

To make friends, I have to be able to talk with people, something I find difficult to do at the very best and usually just about impossible in a gogo.

KWA also has less than 500 posts. NB: Not complaining, just pointing out.

Not. Those friends happen to be female. One started out as a bar girl in a beer bar, is now mamasan in a gogo (or at least was last time I saw her), the other started out as a cash register girl in the same beer bar and moved in the same position in that gogo (bar closed a while after the owner opened a gogo). The owner is someone I hesitate to call a friend, but he is a good acquaintance whom I like, as is his wife. Some of you may have seen a photo of me in a gogo with three ladies (on another forum). One of the ladies was my fiancee at the time and current wife, the other two are the aforementioned mamasan and the wife of the owner.

I only go into gogos if friends are working there.

I am careful about opening new topics. I don't have many questions any more and currently I am not often enough in Thailand to post stuff I consider worth posting.

Looks good 😉

I'd say Soi Diamond is getting a bit overloaded with gogos. I wonder what Tee (Diamond A Go Go) is thinking about it.

FTFY 😉

Draftees requesting to stay is always a positive sign. The problem with Secrets was always the location (slightly off the beaten path), which was overcome in the beginning with good management and proper advertising. The location is the same, but improved management can do a lot.