Derek Dangleberries

The fuckers stripped all the trees of all the fruit too !!!!

'Ang on a minute .... Did you pay for this holiday by embezzling SNP Finances ...? Sure you've lost a lot of weight and taken off your glasses but you can't fool me !! Scotland's Costa Del Crime !! Have a Fandabbidozey holiday !!!!

I think there are a few, including me, that thinks this thread is exactly where that meal belongs mate !!!!

Too late to edit so I'll clarify here.. 1. It wasn't an Annual Registration but Initial Registration on to the "New" digital Network. This is why everybody in the village was turning up. 2. It is true that they couldn't register me because Farang ID Cards don't have a chip. The reason it didn't matter is because I was only recently issued my ID Card so was already on the "New" system..

That looks damned good mate ... but not a patch on your cooking !!

I've just returned from queuing for an hour outside in the morning heat at the local hospital for the annual village health system registration. Only one hour I hear you all say. "That is damned quick for a Thai village "round-up""! Yep....except that I queued for an hour NOT to register. Farang Thai pink ID cards don't have a chip on the card so that excluded me from the process. M'Lady is still in the queue!! On the bright side they said that I can use my ID Card at any hospital for treatment. (Obviously for double the price!)

Shame it didn't have Trouble is a Friend by Lenka on it ....

At 4am this morning the last of our Songkran houseguests left.. Hoooray !!! Initially we had M'lady's son, wife and grandson staying. We had a great time together! BBQs, beer, guitar twanging and singing at night. Brilliant! But they left and "The Whiteadders" moved in !! It was one of M'lady's many sisters with her bunch of fucking self righteous freaks!! Lady Whiteadder spent most of the day at their Mum's house across the road but her husband and three kids barricaded themselves into their rooms with the Aircon on full. They only came out when they could smell food!! Things got to me on Tuesday though. M'lady got up at 4am to cook food to take to the temple as the family representative, then returned to cook food for everybody else for showering her Mum. I get on well with her family and was happy to spend time there. Unfortunately later on tiredness and too many Leos put M'lady in a drunken coma....... That was when The Whiteadders started complaining that they were hungry but I refused to wake up M'lady (not that I could!) and asked them what they wanted to eat. I got everything out for them to cook for themselves. They looked at me as if I belonged in a Victorian Mental Institution! They cooked themselves Mama noodles instead..f**k em! Last night Lady Whiteadder started bollocking M'lady for drinking too much the night before.... That is when I reacted and put her straight ... and that is why they left this morning rather than stay over the weekend as planned!! Unfortunately I didn't have a turnip shaped like a willy to feed them with !!!

Yep.. the only difference between those two is that City fans won't be chanting to sack their manager !!!

Bloody Hell. How bizarre How Bizarre!!! I'd never considered using them for a transaction, only as a quick reference tool. Is this your first time using them ????

I know it was only a hotel through Booking.com that you got money back from but it gives me more confidence to use then for flights if the price is right.

"That'll learn ya" as my dear old Mum used to say! But I shan't use my TC though.... At the moment I have only made one transfer but am considering a -4 for a Liverpool defender..... This was actually my plan until last weekend's results !!!

Thanks for the prompt .... I was going to use my TC on Isak in GW37 .......WAS !!!!!! !!!

Fucking brilliant... ...

I'm through too thanks to a magnificent score by Palmer !!!

Yep, it could have been steamed or boiled the same as Khao man Gai is cooked with the same result...

That chicken needs the @boydeste treatment mate ...

Ahhhh. I see the miscomprehensions now!! It should say "the outstanding utilities" at the end of contract and it should also say that you pay rent and utilities each month not just rent. You should clarify with them directly ASAP... You don't mention the subjects but if they are a TEFL agent then they are shockingly lacking in English skills! There just seems to be too many holes in that contract to be able to help you out ..

They are advising not telling you to be frugal with your utilities which includes Aircon... If you are sharing this may lead to some conflict of course ..

I see nothing wrong with paying everything that they have listed at the time of checkout and would be happy for it to be deducted from the deposit with the remainder given back there and then cash in hand. The problem arises from the rental facility not your agent nor the school (unless they are in cahoots of course) and they try to delay the deposit repayment on the spot knowing that you are itching to get on the silver bird ASAP. Plan to move out from the long term accommodation 2 weeks before end of contract and stay in a local cheap hotel. But everything depends on the length of your contract ...

Too true mate but it also meant it had a smaller cone of fire than the Jimpy

The top one is a Brenn LMG. In the 70s I was trained on both the Brenn and the GPMG (Jimpy). From memory I preferred the Brenn mainly because it meant less faffing about with and was more soldier friendly .. The IRA also used a couple of Brenns with the old wooden stocks that had receptacles meant for oil cannisters which coincidentally could be made into the size of a location beacon, movement detector and small batteries .....

It was a disaster wasn't it mate .... "Load up on Liverpool and Arsenal assets" was the mantra from the YTers .. Bollocks.. I am all but out of the Cherry Cup unless I get 24 points tonight with 3 players !!!

Spurs are so shit at the moment I don't know if I want any of them for their two upcoming DGWs !!

Well Done mate! Isak helped you out getting a good score too....