KhunDon

Is it a secret time portal to Thailand. Certainly smelled like it. 🤔

I thought it was a public loo, but then saw the code lock on the door, so realised anyone using it had to know the code.

I lost 15% of my body weight in the crapper this morning and feel fit as a fiddle. 🤣

Not sure he had to use photoshop to remove the cock. 😏

That’s looks like an ass pelmet! She must’ve liked Fred, whoever he was. Maybe she never got to see his face, if he took up position behind her all the time. 🤣

Booked 2 tickets to Thailand for tomorrow for wife and son, earlier this morning, as wifes mother underwent emergency heart surgery last night and I want her to be there ASAP, so booked 2 first class tickets. Thought of getting them on a late flight today, but we are having freezing rain and snow is forecast for the East, so I didn’t fancy chancing the run to Heathrow and getting stuck. She hasn’t slept and won’t even try, too worried about her mum. Hopefully, when they get on the plane tomorrow she can relax, properly stretch out and sleep. So Chrismas and all our plans are on hold until well into New Year. The best laid schemes o’ mice and men, gang aft a gley. Or something like that. 😟

That’s talking out your ass for you. 🤣

Norah Jones and old American cars. Great combo.🤗

Something for everyone right there in those pictures. 🤗 But not for me I hasten to add. 😟

Welcome to the forum BallKa. 👍🤗

Welcome George, I’m sure there are lots of members on here, that will be more than happy to give you the information you want. 👍

I’ve watched the Sunrise over this beach hundreds of times. Never fails to stir my soul every time I see it. 👍

Is your “3 bed semi” a house, or a semi that you can use in 3 beds? Just asking. 🤔

Just finished talking to my sister before she boards her flight. She’s in one of those posh lounges in Manchester airport, I think it’s Emirates or some such airline. Flying to Doha, short stop then onto Sydney and connecting flight to Tasmania. She and her husband will be knackered when they finally get there. Lucky people, almost 3 months holiday away from the winter here.

We have football pontoon in our local pub group. Premier league top twenty or so teams. Pick a team out of the hat and that’s yours until some team scores exactly 21 goals, over that and you’re bust. The teams are divided into two sets. One set is goals scored against their rivals and the others are for those goals that are scored against themselves. Usualy if it runs for 10 weeks or so, the prize is around £250, depending on how quickly someone gets to 21. I think I’ve won it three times. For a £1 a week, well worth the prize and the lighthearted banter involved, as everyone takes the piss out of everyone’s teams. 🤗🏆

Well, if you have to go up several steps to get to your car, it’s definitely “off street” parking. 🤣 Good job well done. Where is this?

She’s only “just wearing it” to be honest. 😜

“Cordially invited to leave” I think you meant to say. 🤣

Was the painters name Jackson Pollock by any chance. 🤔

I think she is giving lessons in perfection. “And this is where your dick goes, if you want to achieve the perfect chin splash”. 👍

Who wouldn’t be proud of an inch and a thousand wrinkles. 🤣👌🏆🥇

Im lao or something like that! My wife said it means “ full up”. Walking back to my car from the Bars of Bintabaht in Hua Hin, any girls sat outside the massage parlours that accosted me would get that phrase and I would rub my tummy as I said it. They always laughed. Mind you, I would probably get the same reaction, if I’d dropped my kaks in front of them. 🤣

So you snuck into Air Canada’s lounge for an EVA Air BR68 red eye special. 🤣

Shaken not stirred then. 👍

I saw him on the telly today, I wonder why he wears that headgear, he must sweat like a pig under stage lighting.