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Nicola Sturgeon has just announced that two English teams in the final is a mandate for another Independence Referendum.

Just did it for a response! 😄 Backing Liverpool all the way really. Just hope they lift the trophy against Ajax. Nothing against Ajax other than their countryman spoiled my trip to the San Siro in 1970 when Celtic played Feyenoord in the European Cup Final and the Dutch won 2-1 after extra time.

Wonderful result.

All square... C'mon Barca. Hail Catalonia.

"Do you like the way Patttaya has changed?" I hate the extra 't' they seem to have put in the name. Much preferred it as Pattaya rather than Patttaya. Your thoughts?

6th May 1970. Happy anniversary Celtic. European Cup Final - San Siro - Milan. My brother and I were there!

Watching the SNOW fall outside my home in Tarves in May 😄

Fixed.

Just waiting for the flack after posting in the Tommy Robinson thread.

Legendary former Celtic captain Billy McNeill - the first Briton to lift the European Cup - has died aged 79. McNeill led Celtic when they beat Inter Milan 2-1 in 1967 and captained the club to nine successive titles, seven Scottish Cups and six League Cups.

Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common because they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin Airport. He watches the driver looking at him for a full five minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver asks "OK, give me a clue then?" Beckam sighs and replies... "Well, I had a glittering career with Manchester United, married a Spice Girl and played well over 100 times for England... Is that enough?" The driver replies... "No, you thick c**t, where are you going?"

Four Scottish teams got through to the 2nd Qualifying rounds in the two competitions. Pretty impressive I think.

Only thing I like about Huntly is the ex Mother In Law is buried there.

Didn't they put 4 past you just a week or so ago?

A youngster leaves school and starts working in a mortuary that does all the cosmetic work, dressing the bodies, etc. His boss has to go out and tells him to attend to the body of a young woman who has just died. When the boss returns he asks him how everything is going. "Fine, he says, everything is fine except I couldn't get the prawn off between her legs. The boss walks over and looks at the body, and he says, "You moron, that's not a prawn, that's a clitoris!" "Really," says the worker, "It tasted like a prawn to me!"

A guy meets a bar-girl in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for 3000baht as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays 3000baht on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.'

What do you tell a Bar Girl with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice!

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?” The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there … the grass is a foot tall!”

The Brits call it Holland. Googled "The official name of the country is the Kingdom of the Netherlands. King Willem-Alexander is the king of the nation. Holland actually only means the two provinces of Noord-Holland and Zuid-Holland. However, the name Holland is often used when all of the Netherlands is meant" I can appreciate why it would piss you off though! We Scots, Welsh and Irish get pissed off when people (often those who should know better, parliamentarians, royals and high vis celebrities) refer to the English Queen or the English Parliament.

Holland v Germany. They often put the two nations flags on their shirts.

Just announced on BBC that McLeish is currently in London for talks with the Conservatives to become their new Party Leader and thus our new Prime Minister. Apparently managing to get Scotland out of Europe in 90 minutes was high on his C.V.