fygjam

syphilis?

He tries but no one can hear him.

When I lived there I had a nice collection of orchids hanging on the front porch. None of this mucking around with dirt. The following is a stock photo but you get the idea.

So when you cross a bar with a hotel you get a venue.

^ Like the sign on the front of the truck says, he's FUCO.

Or even Phlegmish? Meanwhile, this bloke in Western Australia would give them a run for their money. And over 90 minutes later on the "big machine"

Have you been Lancastrated?

It only takes one post to be the winner. I'm keeping my powder dry.

I wonder what the spirits think, being shaded by a Secrets umbrella. What's the ladder for, spirits that have had their wings clipped.

From: "From Mrs. Linah Mohohlo"Reply-To: <[email protected]>Date: Mon, 7 Dec 2015 08:19:07 +0200Subject: It is a pleasure to write you From Mrs. Linah Mohohlo.>From Mrs. Linah MohohloThe Governor of the Bank of Botswana.Reply my mail-To: [email protected] Linah was sending out the same letter over three years ago so I think the three months to live is bullshit.

I'd certainly say that some have been off with the fairies at times.

Wot about been there, done that?

So the twat twatted the twerking twit.

Do twits and twats twerk?

I think something sus is going on. They are claiming 187 users in the past 24 hours compared to 148 here. Performance enhanced user count? I think swabs should be taken and a steward's inquiry initiated.

You talking about the camera or what's revealed in the photos?

You mean juicing the pineapple?

A hangover from when Soi 7 was the Admin.

Is that all it takes. No antics with a goat. My post count mightn't be that high yet, I believe in quality not quantity and as far as I know I haven't offended anyone (yet). So how about it ((Lick, suck, fawn, grovel).

Yeah, but you've had to increase your vocabulary to more than just yes or no.

How about the National Asian Front On Frivolous Frolics?

The Indians who keep ringing me saying that they are from the Microsoft Technical Department.

When Steve Jobs told Seymour Cray, designer of Cray supercomputers, that Apple had bought a Cray to design the next Macintosh PC, Cray is reported to have responded "fair enough, I use a Macintosh to design the Crays".

Yeah, I had posts disappear as well.