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Bit more surfing...

^^^ I'd say his father must be pretty old if he's 75. Why did he hit him?

There are numerous options available if one tries hard enough.

Seeing as we are on to "unusual" surfing.

The giant glue gun is good.

Not Thailand but Indonesia although I'd be surprised if they don't do something similar in Thailand. In Thailand they would probably only need one motorcycle.

You gotta wonder why these companies supply engine heaters for hydrocarbon fueled vehicles. Don't they know they're unnecessary?

Next time you see the owner just ask him not to block your access with his van. I believe with fireworks it's called "light blue touch paper and retire."

You also have to find ants that are willing to bite you there.

What a fuktong. https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/bloke-paddles-mates-giant-pumpkin-down-nsw-river-in-suspected-world-first/news-story/4ed12cfa8d6b9e14753bcfa464f530c8

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

“Having escaped the lion’s den Mr Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat.” Justice Lee https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/bruce-lehrmann-defamation-trial-live-verdict/news-story/19b99010f5b6739755fa52a6e2d68235

Molly the magpie’s 45-day ordeal finally over After a tumultuous 45 days in the custody of authorities, Molly the magpie has finally been reunited with its unlikely canine companion. Molly the magpie has finally returned to its Gold Coast home and been reunited with its unlikely best friend Peggy the Staffy. Queensland’s Department of Environment, Science and Innovation (DESI) made the announcement on Monday, marking the end of a 45-day saga that gripped the nation. “(DESI) has approved a specialised license and today returned ‘Molly’ the magpie to a couple who took it in as a nestling in 2020,” the department revealed in a statement. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/molly-the-magpies-45day-ordeal-finally-over/news-story/26dfd3f4730dd18aac4bb15193f56916

You've gotta wonder, did it start out with a night out with a couple of mates and a skinful of piss...

^^^ The cue ball is right there on the table. Smack him on the nut with that and it'll slow him down.

Remember, the grin was all that was left.

Nah, just too much Pap & Kaiings. Kaiings, a chewy traditional Boer delicacy often served. as a topping over "pap". Kaiings are made from small. cubes of pork in a cast iron pot over a "slow" fire and. are the leftover pieces of pork after extracting the pork. Pap, /ˈpʌp/, also known as mieliepap (Afrikaans for maize porridge) in South Africa, is a traditional porridge/polenta and a staple food of the African peoples of Southern Africa (the Afrikaans word pap is taken from Dutch and means merely "porridge") made from maize-meal (coarsely ground maize).

^^^ Sorry, it's Molly the magpie and Peggy the dog. My bad.

Peggy (the magpie) and Molly (the dog) to be reunited after a bout of officialdom overreach. Peggy even had to learn a foreign language.

^^^ Saudi Arabia, about 70km from Jeddah. It's called Makkah on google maps.

So nobody survived?