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Imagine lighting it.

A foreign criminal network in Chon Buri. These are strange times indeed.

Waiting for the announcement that the microchip gets you open entry to Bill Gates' sex parties.

It'll be a blood bath in Ohio (according to some).

Just don't suffocate.

Thai mistress who 'terrorised' an Australian dad and his family with sick rape threats even edited their young daughter's face onto PORN is jailed Thai cupid mistress who waged campaign of abuse against him has been jailed Thanyaras Siriphanuruk edited his 12-year-old daughter's face onto porn images He sent emails threatening sexual violence as part of sinister campaign of abuse Was jailed for five years on Thursday but will be eligible for parole in March 2022 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599135/Thai-cupid-mistress-terrorised-Perth-Dad-jailed-five-years.html

Pigs can breathe oxygen via their rectum, so humans probably can too Piping an oxygen-rich liquid through the anus could be a life-saver. A new treatment for failing lungs that involves such a process has been successfully tested in pigs. People with low blood oxygen levels may be treated in intensive care by being put on a ventilator, which blows air into their lungs. But this usually requires sedation and can injure delicate lung tissue. “It can be really damaging,” says Takanori Takebe at the Tokyo Medical and Dental University. Takebe wondered if people could absorb oxygen through their intestines, which happens in some freshwater fish. In mammals, the rectum is lined with a thin membrane that allows absorption of certain compounds into the bloodstream, and doctors already exploit this by giving some medicines as suppositories. Takebe’s team tested the idea on pigs by giving them enemas of a type of fluid called a perfluorocarbon, which can hold high levels of oxygen. Such fluids have been investigated as a way of breathing liquid, and are already used to help protect the lungs of premature babies, so are likely to be non-toxic when used in this novel way, says Takebe. The researchers anaesthetised four pigs and put them on a ventilator that gave them a lower breathing rate than normal, so their blood oxygen levels fell. When they gave two of the pigs enemas of the oxygenated fluid, replaced once an hour, their blood oxygen levels rose significantly after each infusion. The same effect happened when the fluid was delivered by a tube surgically inserted into the rectums of the other two pigs. If there is a similar-sized effect in people, it would be enough to provide a medical benefit, says Takebe. He thinks the approach could be especially useful in low-income countries that have fewer intensive care facilities. “Ventilators are super-expensive and need a number of medical staff to manage,” he says. “This is just a simple enema.” https://www.newscientist.com/article/2277532-pigs-can-breathe-oxygen-via-their-rectum-so-humans-probably-can-too/

For our alternate reality friends. A Gold Coast hairdresser, who found herself in hot water yesterday after announcing vaccinated Aussies were no longer welcome in her salon, has today posted “proof” to support the ban.

The diversification and integration combo. Integrating chicken, bacon, steamed rice, eggs (stirred through), mushrooms, birds eye and jalapeno chilies, carrots, beans, snow peas, broccoli and fried blanched almonds with a generous dose of homemade Cajun spice mix, white pepper, black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, hot paprika, cayenne pepper, oregano, thyme, basil and celery salt.

Unless you use a VPN.

He probably uses his dick.

Bacon cuts in Australia Streaky bacon Also referred to as side bacon, this cut comes from the belly or side of the pig. This is the fattiest part of the pig, and streaky bacon is distinctively different from other cuts because of its ‘streaky’ layers of fat. Because of its high fat-to-meat ratio, it is very tasty, easier to get crisp and it shrinks when cooked as the fat renders away. Most bacon in America and Canada is streaky bacon, and it has become more readily available in Australia. Short cut bacon This type of bacon comes from the back of the pig. It’s a much leaner, round piece of bacon which usually doesn’t have a rind attached. It is the leanest type of bacon, with only a thin layer of fat which can be removed. This type of cut is more popular with health conscious people who still want to enjoy the flavour of bacon. As there is much less fat content, it doesn’t shrink as much. Middle cut bacon This is a combination of both the shortcut and streaky bacon. The large, lean ‘eye’ comes from the back of the pig, and the skinnier ‘tail’ is from the side or belly of the pig. When preparing for a crowd, this cut of bacon is the best of both worlds, where those partial to streaky bacon can have their fill and those who prefer shortcut bacon don’t miss out. Middle cut bacon can be purchased with or without rind. I find it impossible to get decent bacon from the factory small goods producers nowadays 'cause there's more profit in jacking up the weight with sugared water. It's impossible to get the middle cuts to go crispy, firstly they throw off so much water when pan cooking that you have to drain off the water or end up with boiled bacon. Then they turn brown/black as the sugar caramelizes without going crispy.

Tick tock, tick tock... That's petrol/gasoline in those plastic bags. (I suppose someone will complain that the bags didn't come with a warning "not to be used for the storage of hydrocarbons"). And while on the subject of fuel storage... I wonder if they have any bog rolls.

These'll be the same nutters who, a couple of months ago, were complaining that every death was being recorded as a Covid-19 death despite comorbidities.

COVID-19 vaccine: Virus outbreak hits Seychelles despite most of the population being vaccinated It has one of the highest COVID-19 vaccinations in the world, yet this country is experiencing an outbreak with the population enduring harsh restrictions. The Seychelles can boast that it is one of the most vaccinated countries in the world with over 60 per cent of its population immunised, yet its currently experiencing a full-blown COVID-19 outbreak. The past month has seen case numbers on the East African island rising dramatically, with more than 2700 active cases recorded, according to figures released on Thursday and reported by CNN. Of these active cases, 33 per cent have already been fully vaccinated, said Seychelles’ Ministry of Health. Around 20 per cent of those admitted to hospital for treatment were also vaccinated, although none had died, according to the government. The Seychelles may have gotten itself into hot water after the tourist dependent nation dropped restrictions for most travelers a month ago, reopening its borders and scrapping quarantine. Tourism accounts for a whopping 72 per cent of the island nation’s GDP, employing more than 30 per cent of the population. When restrictions were dropped, the nation had fewer than 3800 cases and only 16 deaths as a result of the virus. This has now shot up to 9184 cases and doubled the amount of deaths to 32, according to Ministry of Health figures. The Indian Ocean archipelago, which has a population of about 98,000, is dependent on tourism for much of its foreign exchange and acted quickly to begin vaccinations in January using a donation of Chinese vaccines from the United Arab Emirates. It has procured other vaccines since. By April 12, 59% of the doses administered were Sinopharm vaccines and the rest were Covishield, a version of AstraZeneca Plc’s shot made under license in India. The Sinopharm vaccine, BBIBP-CorV, is an inactivated virus vaccine. Efficacy is claimed to be 78.1% or 86% or 90%... Approved for use in 42 countries and by WHO. Argentina Bahrain Bangladesh Belarus Bolivia (Plurinational State of) Brunei Darussalam Cambodia Cameroon China Comoros Egypt Equatorial Guinea Gabon Guyana Hungary Iran (Islamic Republic of) Iraq Jordan Kyrgyzstan Lao People's Democratic Republic Lebanon Maldives Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Namibia Nepal Niger North Macedonia Pakistan Peru Republic of the Congo Senegal Serbia Seychelles Sierra Leone Somalia Sri Lanka United Arab Emirates Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of) Zimbabwe

Australia had a repatriation flight scheduled to bring 150 people back to Australia from India. 40 people were bumped because of positive Covid tests. 30 people were bumped because they were close contacts of positive tests. You were saying...

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33742540/ One may well ask, "what's Pfizer doing about it?"

Regular, premium or snake?

So you're saying summary executions committed by police are justified because of other perceived failings of the justice system.

Start and end times please.

Thailand recorded the highest single-day increase in coronavirus cases with new clusters emerging in Bangkok’s prisons, complicating the fight to quell the worst outbreak to hit the nation that’s triggered curbs on businesses and travel. The Covid task force reported 4,887 new cases in the past 24 hours, with nearly 60% of them coming from two jails in the capital. Cumulative cases rose to 93,794, while 32 new fatalities took the total death toll to 518, official data showed Thursday. The prison clusters pose fresh challenges to Thai authorities trying to curb the third wave of infections that started from Bangkok’s night entertainment venues and spread to the city’s crowded slums. The worsening outbreak has weighed on investor sentiment with the benchmark Thai stock index and the baht heading for a third straight day of losses. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-05-13/covid-outbreaks-in-bangkok-prisons-push-thai-cases-to-new-record

Better than a doughnut or a beer? As US officials scramble to convince citizens to get vaccinated against COVID-19, one state is putting its money where its mouth is – offering millions in lottery prizes for those who have received an injection. Ohio governor Mike DeWine tweeted overnight that his state will give a $1 million prize away every week for five weeks in a lottery open to residents over the age of 18 who have received at least one dose of a Covid vaccine. “I know that some may say, ‘DeWine, you’re crazy! This million-dollar drawing idea of yours is a waste of money,’” he tweeted. “But truly, the real waste at this point in the pandemic – when the vaccine is readily available to anyone who wants it – is a life lost to COVID-19,” the Republican governor continued.

Above, the simplistic solution of a simpleton. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." Maybe if some of the police of the world stopped committing murder then there would not be a problem.

A fairly common appellation for the bearded.

The interesting thing is, if it, the Chinese rocket, had stayed up for 15 minutes more it would have crossed the Western Australian coast over Perth and departed over Esperance (where Skylab dropped out of orbit). Now that would have been lightning striking the same place twice.