Derek Dangleberries

Well Done mate! Isak helped you out getting a good score too....

My son is ...

Yes mate ... but I was referring to the UK Lotto ..

Look on the bright side mate ...... there is a male prostitute in a frilly dress wearing a David Lammy mask that is sighing in relief at your misfortune. He can put his horse's willy back in the box !

Ah Well there is always the Lotto... I have selected numbers made up from my Thai ID card so sure to win !!

It already looks like Gordon is getting me knocked out of the Cherry Cup !!

"Leeds are falling apart again !"

HT! One team in grey is beating the other team in grey by 2 goals to Nil ..

Too old mate !!

Yeh.. I mentioned it earlier but didn't want to bet on it cos the odds were too short ... 80/1 is much better odds of winning isn't it ??

News of a stabbing in Oz.. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-australia-68805458?src_origin=BBCS_BBC

f**k Me !! I've settled down to watch the first game and the team strips make it barely possible to tell the teams apart.. Tossers..

Healthier than me then !!!

I had Minella Times which prompted me to go for Minella Crooner ... Minella Please !!!! (You have to imagine Karuna said in a Dorset accent to geddit )

Bet is placed ... 80/1 ...... !!!

I am grinning like a Cheshire Cat at the moment !! Brilliant! 😻😻

I've worked for quite a few Project Managers like that !!!!

Oh Bugger ... There is another "Minella" running !!

Assist by Adam Forshaw ex Leeds player !!

I've asked my son to put 10 quid E/W on Minella Crooner for me ... This time tomorrow we'll be millionaires Rodney !!

They look bloody delicious mate !! Where When How much !!!

... And getting the whole bottle of wine to yourself of course !

To me it is more about the accuser than the accused. It is definitely popular amongst Farang business owners to bandy about accusations of cheap charlies not wanting to pay their exorbitant prices, whereas I look to see what I am getting for my money compared to other places and just stay away. So am I a cheap bastard?? All they want is your money (of course - they are in business!)! They aren't your mates, especially if you only see them 3 weeks a year but also if you see them 3 times a week but only in their place of business !!!! So in conclusion. I am the biggest cheap bastard I know...!!