Derek Dangleberries

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My first wife had a lovely little white mini but it was killed by the IRA when they left a car bomb outside my house. It took a wheel between the eyes and died instantly. In the 70s my mate had a 1275 mini ... But (I'll say this quietly so I don't upset anybody) he traded it in for a capri.

Yep! It is fucketing it down at the moment!

It is mate! I bloody love it here !

I've just been sitting outside with the soi dogs listening to the neighbours' mau lam music playing wearing a skanky old pair of shorts and a scabby old vest. Perfect afternoon really!!

I got excited when I saw you mention Manhunt. I am sure it was ITV aswell. Cyd Hayman's hairy bush was the highlight for me !!

Thank you very very much for the shout out to Elephant World. Wonderful place and definitely a recommendation for those younger and more active than us to spend the whole day there. They come and collect you at your hotel and bring you back for free. A Dangleberry family favourite

Hang on in there mate! There is a long way to go with many twists and turns. The real battle begins on double and blank game weeks. That is when I usually end up curled up in a dark corner quietly sobbing ...

I've just done one transfer this week. It was only to put right my drunken transfer from 2 weeks ago. Next week I've got money in the bank to concentrate on defenders....Then I'll be back on plan to be in the top 3 at Christmas without using a chip.

That's fucking brilliant mate! I won't seriously be considering a flight until after February.

Yeh, thats what I thought. Was wine free flowing and the food hot?

Thank You!

The first jab was to insert a microchip that controls our thoughtszzzz xzphwrtzzzz#####@@@@ - Beware incoming attackkkkkkkrrrassszzzzttt###bpforrrrrzzzzzz - Must kill Thatcherzzzzzzzzbrrrup. I think I had an old version fitted..

I thought it was supposed to be every other seat as in a bank....

It would be interesting to know what services were provided, were masks worn the whole flight and if 2m seat spacing was implemented for the Phuket Sandbox scheme. I am strictly a "No wine - no fly" person!

Does it include the accident at the Mull of Kintyre ?

Totally agree! I just cook the same as my Mum did. I have a small one man oven and put everything in the same tray. As long as you allow everything to get to room temperature before cooking and know "how your oven cooks" I have never felt the need for gadgets..

I'm afraid the films have ruined the enjoyment I used to get with Jack Reacher books. The person that I had created in my mind was nothing like the bloke portraying him in films. I'll never go back.

There are a few "Chang Noi" about........Did you ever use "Bite Me Bistro" ??

What is your recommendation? My eldest son is getting together some stuff to send across in the next few weeks.

Yep, In the good old days that is exactly what I would have done ... maybe a taxi all the way home...but have you seen hotel prices lately? Bloody ridiculous mate!

Yep - She is now 85 years old !!!!

You have prompted me to check out express coaches. There is only one a day leaving T3 around 18:30 so I'm quite limited....Albeit a dream anyway !!!!

Thanks mate! EVA comes as quite a shock !! Before all this fannying about I was a dead cert to fly Emirates.

Were either of you in credit with your variable tariff companies and was it transferred across..??