Derek Dangleberries

On my last trip to Ubon I bought a large tin of Quaker Oats in Makro....It remains unopened. Just too bloody hot to eat them at the moment !!!

It was in my youth..cycle through Poole Park, under a small bridge, through Baiter then a short ride to Sandbanks .. Happy Days !!

No, but I cycled through 'Baiter Park ..... (check on a map if you disbelieve me)

There is a downhill stretch as you approach Sandbanks followed by a sharp turn left.... Same same Pattaya !!!

I have seen ghosts before mate. The most memorable being in The Mai Ping Hotel in CM !!

Yeh , that sort of cold! Totally unexpected after months of extreme heat! I've just been watering the shrubs and started thinking that if I was 12 years old again back home living Dorset I'd do a packed lunch and set off to Sandbanks on my bike to watch the foreign girls going topless .....

I've just been sitting outside for an hour enjoying my cup of Red Cup instant coffee as usual but then something strange happened !!!! I started to feel cold !!!

Yep, I have a connection to both teams so I'd be happy for either to get promoted !

Dig In !!!!!

I always thought that "dig in" (on the label) was an English expression ..... obviously used in America too !!

Tiz for a lot of us mate ...

Good old Fluff Freeman !! What memories the name brings back !!

I am a couple of hours South of you and it has been threatening to rain since lunchtime but nothing but wind !!

Did you take the stairs ??

The one way sois between 2nd and Beach Road work quite well. Very rarely do you see somebody going the wrong way, and when you do it seems to be ignorance of the traffic system rather than arrogance. I think the new system will work and that it will be adhered to..

My form is gonna drop even further..... Yesterday Det Udom Lotus's started stocking boxes of Mont Clair so I bought some straight away. Deadline for transfers is tonight so I shall surely do some outrageous transfers after a glass or two !!!!

Indeed! Remember in the olden days when it had to be signed by a Vicar or a Copper..??? So without a Copper within 20 miles it was the Child Molester that had to sign !!

Morning is just roots..Evening is roots and foliage .....

I give ours a damned good soaking every night and most mornings but the daytime heat has become too damned hot for 4 of the bushes and they are on their way out ...!!!

No shame in getting beaten by a TC mate !! I got beaten because I was crap !!!

Bruno??? I'm thinking of transferring him out now for KDB..But that means I can't have Gvaurdiola

Shit Gameweek for me! Out of the Cherry Cup as well ....

Perhaps she is dressed as the Biblical "tree of knowledge" ....... but wasn't that an apple tree?? All I see is a couple of lovely pairs !!!

Nice Asp too !!!!

So sorry to hear that mate. Best wishes and Get Well Soon!! Because you are still a young working chap I'd have gone for the plastic jacket AND crutches... The last thing you want is for it to interfere with your working life back home! On the bright side when you fly back you'll be able to sit in the "special chairs" in the Departure Lounge and be boarded first ..... Although there'll be some little monster running around and kick your foot !!