Derek Dangleberries

And of course in the olden days they did an FA Cup It's a Knock Out against the two cities involved too!!! Some might say that the Leeds v Chelsea final was Un Jeu sans frontieres !!! (See what I did there??) There was a slow decline in TV coverage especially the pregame singalong but the beginning of the decline in the competition itself was Man Utd withdrawing from the competition to play in the Super Cup.

I've just sent her an email ..... with a cheeky little addition...I asked if they could do my new passport... then do a "no funds" retirement visa renewal too !!!!

How's about the photo requirement too mate ????

How very serendipitous of you to update the thread now because I was going to ask for an update this morning!!! A couple of questions as usual.. 1. How did you contact them? In my earlier posts in this thread I mentioned a couple of possibilities all of which I either emailed or completed their online form.....but none of them replied! 2. So you get to keep your passport through this whole process? That is excellent news. Also for us living out in the boonies the initial documentation is a trial run of the postage system for when the new passport arrives!! Brilliant!

Yep...not like the good old days in the 90s where if you were married you'd get treatment for free or a small donation to hospital funds ...

I used to love British Rail red wine from the buffet car... do they still do it ???

I am really struggling with Captain choice this GW !! Definitely no TC that's for sure !!! Most seem to be going for Salah but if he only gets 2 x 60 minutes is Solanke a better choice at 2 x 90 minutes !!!????

If you still have his medals have a quick look at his gold stars..My Dad had 5 gold stars + 2 "normal ones". - 1939 to 1945 - Malta - Sicily - Italy - North Africa

Exactly the same as my Dad so you'll probably find that he served during the Seige of Malta too...Each one had a gold star medal ..

The fuckers stripped all the trees of all the fruit too !!!!

'Ang on a minute .... Did you pay for this holiday by embezzling SNP Finances ...? Sure you've lost a lot of weight and taken off your glasses but you can't fool me !! Scotland's Costa Del Crime !! Have a Fandabbidozey holiday !!!!

I think there are a few, including me, that thinks this thread is exactly where that meal belongs mate !!!!

Too late to edit so I'll clarify here.. 1. It wasn't an Annual Registration but Initial Registration on to the "New" digital Network. This is why everybody in the village was turning up. 2. It is true that they couldn't register me because Farang ID Cards don't have a chip. The reason it didn't matter is because I was only recently issued my ID Card so was already on the "New" system..

That looks damned good mate ... but not a patch on your cooking !!

I've just returned from queuing for an hour outside in the morning heat at the local hospital for the annual village health system registration. Only one hour I hear you all say. "That is damned quick for a Thai village "round-up""! Yep....except that I queued for an hour NOT to register. Farang Thai pink ID cards don't have a chip on the card so that excluded me from the process. M'Lady is still in the queue!! On the bright side they said that I can use my ID Card at any hospital for treatment. (Obviously for double the price!)

Shame it didn't have Trouble is a Friend by Lenka on it ....

At 4am this morning the last of our Songkran houseguests left.. Hoooray !!! Initially we had M'lady's son, wife and grandson staying. We had a great time together! BBQs, beer, guitar twanging and singing at night. Brilliant! But they left and "The Whiteadders" moved in !! It was one of M'lady's many sisters with her bunch of fucking self righteous freaks!! Lady Whiteadder spent most of the day at their Mum's house across the road but her husband and three kids barricaded themselves into their rooms with the Aircon on full. They only came out when they could smell food!! Things got to me on Tuesday though. M'lady got up at 4am to cook food to take to the temple as the family representative, then returned to cook food for everybody else for showering her Mum. I get on well with her family and was happy to spend time there. Unfortunately later on tiredness and too many Leos put M'lady in a drunken coma....... That was when The Whiteadders started complaining that they were hungry but I refused to wake up M'lady (not that I could!) and asked them what they wanted to eat. I got everything out for them to cook for themselves. They looked at me as if I belonged in a Victorian Mental Institution! They cooked themselves Mama noodles instead..f**k em! Last night Lady Whiteadder started bollocking M'lady for drinking too much the night before.... That is when I reacted and put her straight ... and that is why they left this morning rather than stay over the weekend as planned!! Unfortunately I didn't have a turnip shaped like a willy to feed them with !!!

Yep.. the only difference between those two is that City fans won't be chanting to sack their manager !!!

Bloody Hell. How bizarre How Bizarre!!! I'd never considered using them for a transaction, only as a quick reference tool. Is this your first time using them ????

I know it was only a hotel through Booking.com that you got money back from but it gives me more confidence to use then for flights if the price is right.

"That'll learn ya" as my dear old Mum used to say! But I shan't use my TC though.... At the moment I have only made one transfer but am considering a -4 for a Liverpool defender..... This was actually my plan until last weekend's results !!!

Thanks for the prompt .... I was going to use my TC on Isak in GW37 .......WAS !!!!!! !!!

Fucking brilliant... ...

I'm through too thanks to a magnificent score by Palmer !!!

Yep, it could have been steamed or boiled the same as Khao man Gai is cooked with the same result...