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Regretting that I ever watched the new "The Batman"...

All mammals weighing more than 3kg empty their bladders over about 21 seconds. ... and all mammals crap in about 12 seconds on average.

Icecold Leo today (on a can, not bottle)...

Just did the beer run to 7-Eleven. Watching "Band of Brothers", and can not help but noticing that I used to wear that equipment during my basic training... Norway did suck on the titty of "The Marshall Plan" for quite some time...

Just back from my 8-Ball tourney at the local pub... got my ass beaten in six straight games, but every balloon chasers dream, free food and good company!

Chasing waterfalls... most interesting part, was actually the pretty gnarly ride to and from, in the wise words of Jeremy Clarkson: "Some poo came out!"

Something must have changed recently, because many of the Thailand based YouTubers are leaving for Vietnam... Tough titty with the Summer monsoon season, that is flooding at its best!

In this case it is Khaosan Road, so not surprised, pretty much anyone is fair game. Was dead quiet in January, but yes - busy indeed! I had to beg for a beer in January...

From Khaosan Rd yesterday... About 4:53 in... guy in black using his phone (dumbass) and gets soaked, aaand Songkran fight is on! That is why I do not like Songkran, stupid tourists...

First and only time I was injured in Patts, was at Babydolls... sat by the entrance, and was hit on my toe by a stray icecube fired from the stage.

You are too modest, how about you add "Secrets" and "Babydolls" at the top, with a disclaimer; "While I ran the place".

"Sometimes you want to goWhere everybody knows your nameAnd they're always glad you cameYou want to be where you can seeOur troubles are all the sameYou want to be where everybody knows your name" I like to define a good bar, based on a few criteria; 1) Do I like the atmosphere? 2) Do they serve proper beer? (I am really not that picky, although I am one of the few who thinks Belgian beers are shite) 3) Is it fun, even if I go there by myself? 4) Do I want to return as a customer? Bonus if they have a proper pool table (I like to play pool, even if I suck at it). Pool, pinball machines, Fußball table and darts belong in a pub - not so much shuffleboard, that is for cruise liners and people with white hair. Value / price is not that important (except when I write my reviews on Tripadvisor).

Wondering if I dare to get on my scooter... been soaked once already (they have not received the "No water splashing memo" here)... a wanker hit me right on the eyeball with one of these giant guns, probably loaded with sewage water...

Will be a cold day in Hell before I go back to the Philippines, it is the only country that managed to fine me because I left BEFORE my visa expired, just because I forgot to keep track of my Emigration Clearance Certificate... f^kin morons. "Your visa expires tomorrow, you have to pay 1500 pesos if you leave now.". Filipino logic is far worse than Thai logic...

1) Rouges Sports Bar, corner of P Burgos and Makati Avenue, cheap San Miguel, nice girls, always some side hustling going on... 2) Three Owls, Gibraltar (upstairs at "The Nest"), but believe the owner passed away a few years ago... the only proper pool table in Gib... 3) Hotel bar at Tyre Resthouse, our usual R&R hangout spot in Lebanon.

... that is me out, then 😉

I believe my list, would be something like: #1: Classical chess (technical ability, accuracy, patience) #2: Snooker (hand-eye coordination, technical ability and accuracy) #3: Decathlon (flexibility, agility, strength and speed) #4: Golf (hand-eye coordination, technical ability and accuracy) #5: Masturbation (hand-eye coordination and patience)

Trying to figure out who's chocolate starfish I need to kiss in order to become a VIP on this forum... not like I can show my previous, beautiful thread on Secrets Forum "Labia up close and personal" which BMs @Lirchenfeld and @thumper63so kindly continued for me...

Granted, certain sports, such as bowling should not be on the list, as pretty much any swinging dick can bowl 300 after a couple of years practice, but "softball" (the name is a dead giveaway!) and soccer (ahem, football!) does not require a whole lot of skill to be good at a top level (the numbers of overpaid footballers is proof enough). And "cheerleading" - that is NOT a sport!

Wow, I have been misled all these years, I have always thought the top two to be snooker and golf... but boxing??? Snooker and golf is not even top 20... and lacrosse, what is that? https://www.givemesport.com/1576144-the-60-hardest-sports-in-terms-of-difficulty-have-been-ranked-201

The case was forwarded as a formal complaint to their department at [email protected] and when they refused to solve the case after eight weeks, I just sent the case to [email protected] It is their baby now, as HSBC is about as useful as a handbrake on a canoe...

Read on a Facebook group that the Sukhumvit Soi 7 complex was raided again on Saturday (must have happened right after I left for Thermae, as I were on both Soi 7 and Soi 7/1 on Saturday...), which would be like the third time since January, and that it was unclear whether or not it would reopen again... anyone heard about this and can confirm?

Yupp, the retards at HSBC UK just figured that since I received money from a Norwegian bank account and tried to transfer the amount back to the exact same account whilst in Thailand, that was an obvious fraud case, so they just blocked the account. Spent over two months trying to open the account again, spoken to countless people in India who do not give a rats ass about helping you... still not solved.