KhunDon

I had an 11 hour operation (complete bi femoral and aorta replacement due to complete blockage in the aorta to the lower extremities) whilst on blood thinners, like Clopidogrel etc. My cardiologist would not let me stop them for the operation, so the cardio thoracic surgeon warned me of the high risk of dying on the table, or the certainty of losing my legs and other vital organs if I declined to have the operation. Guess what I decided to do. 🤗 I buy 300 mg Dispersible Aspirin and break them into 4x 75mg for daily use. Still here, although I do bleed like a stuck pig when I cut myself. 🤣

Good to hear you’re on the mend mate, we’ll done👍, but remember to keep up with the Doctors advice and take a walk around the aeroplane every hour or so to keep the DVT at bay and cut down on the alcohol. 😉 You’ll also have to declare your past DVT to your insurance company when next you fly (that’s if you take out travel insurance) as you know how they like to know the in’s and out’s of a cats ass as far as previous health problems are concerned. Wishing you a merry Christmas and a million more flight miles. 🤗

A demon or a hardon?

I left my laptop on the bathroom floor and the missus thought it was the bathroom scales. She weighs four hundred and ninety nine pounds............................................. plus VAT and delivery!

My mate is the first non-binary gold prospector. He reckons there is gold in them/their hills

He may be 16, but he looks a lot older and his gut say 10 pints a night. 🤣

Yes I did. In the end FIL bought us a very large farm in Nakhon Sawon and built a large 2 story house there which the family used for R&R. He employed people to farm it, mainly fruit and some tobacco etc. He didn’t make any money off it but liked employing people in the area. There was a temple about 1klick away who had a teak sawmill and he got the teak for the second floor FOC and electric company ran overhead cables to the house and later, mysteriously, the local council put in over a kilometre of asphalt road to the farm. I don’t think any money changed hands, as he was a BIB with a lot of gold braid on his uniform. 😉

I’m the same for two days now. 🤬 Fuckin phlegm is the worst and difficult to get it up to spit out 🥹 Had my Covid jab November 28th so don’t think it’s that. Wife and son fine. 😡

FIL took us there along with some other family members in 2002, as he was going to look at some land to purchase. The jungle drums must have been working overtime because when we arrived at the place down a really well paved track, there must have been 20 people on motorcycles and in cars waiting, all who had land to sell. 🤣 We went to several sites but in the end nobody bought land there.

Just loved those marshmallow cakes as a kid as well as Wagon Wheels. Unfortunately WW’s are half the size they were back then. 😡

Is there nothing you won’t wank over? 😵

No it’s a PSA blood test now, so a needle is all you can expect stuck in you. Of course if you go private, I’m sure you can come to a financial agreement with a sexy nurse. 🤣

I’ve seen a video where 2 girls try to eat each other’s beavers. Is that the one. 😉

A new Linn turntable without the amps etc will cost you £50,000+ here in the UK @Yessongs Merry Christmas 🤗

On the upside, their heating and electricity bills are extremely low. 🤗

One or more of the companies in the conglomerate I worked for built most of the City of London Square Mile buildings after the war, when much of it was flattened by Hitler. The bastard. 🤬 Virtually all of Whitehall and the surrounding government buildings and all made of natural stone, but then the companies moved to make buildings that were made from Reinforced Concrete and Steel, like Nat West HQ etc, of which they built probably 25% of that type of buildings in London and other capital cities in the UK. Now it’s glass and steel frame that seems to be favoured, mainly because it’s lightweight and relatively cheap compared to stone or reinforced concrete. Stone buildings are extremely expensive to build and it’s only the largest international companies that can afford them now, sadly. 😟