Thinkingallowed

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Welcome to the board mate. You must have a story or two to tell?

I'm not the messiah I'm actually a very naughty boy.

Only half?

Mrs Thinkingallowed's parents are very religious and the meeting point on our street to feed the monks is the bottom of our drive. When I got myself a couple of pups ten or more years ago one of the first things I taught them was to sit when being offered food. This lead to them sitting whenever food is around. So they join the gaggle of old ladies every morning sat waiting for the monks. This led to the story that I trained my dogs to sit respectfully for the monks.

Shall I start the cult of Andy? Been reading a lot about the beginnings of Christianity and other cults about the same time. What they ended up with was a complete mish mash of them all. The cult of Andy will be kept pure. Here's my ten commandments... 1 Don't be a cunt 2 see 1 3 see 2 4 see 3... You get the idea.

Thai mumbo jumbo mate plus the fact that they don't seem very good at spotting whether people are dead or not. One holiday some old guy in the village died three times in one week. They actually had me dressed up in my suit to go give my condolences the first time. He's still kicking about now. Apparently I can predict the future or in fact say things and make them come true! Done this with a couple of younger members of the family. You know the sort of thing, young girl abandoned by father and mother brought up by aunt and grandparents will probably look to make a family of her own and be a teenage pregnancy. Mrs Thinkingallowed has banned me from talking like this because she believes it becomes true because I say it.

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Don't really bother but when I was working in Holland Mrs Thinkingallowed's grandmother was extremely I'll to the point of them planning the funeral as she was asleep and not expected to come round again. There's a Buddhist temple on the edge of the Red Light District in Amsterdam where I'm having a drink with some lads. Much piss taking when I tell them I have to rush off to the temple to say a little prayer for grandma. Everyone thinks I'm off window shopping. So the next day I call Mrs Thinkingallowed and tell her I went to the temple and she asks what time. Apparently grandma woke up at exactly this time and is no longer going to die. When the story gets about the family decide that I brought grandma back from the dead and to this day I'm talked about with reverence within the family.

Without the picture you might have been getting directions to Boy's Town from helpful forumers after that statement.

You been helping out with the script for this new system?

Got a feeling I've been there before a long time ago. Is it the Batu caves?

This...

Welcome Matty.

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Welcome aboard mate.

Good day for Spurs, @nadia Unbelievable season from Spuds

A good afternoon in the rugby club I think?

Went out for a walk... So picturesque and I found a pub... But unfortunately closed... Onwards and upwards... Found myself a dog... Some views... Now got some transport to a pub that I'm promised is open... Safely slid down the hill the pub...

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That is magnificent.

Yes, just listening to this evening's edition of Radio 4's The News Quiz and Miles Jupp announced it. He sounded like he had a lump in his throat and a tear in his eye. Jeremy was a regular contributor to the programme. This clip is about five years old so he isn't really predicting his own demise.

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Was just thinking about this the other day. Someone needs to make a map of that floor in Tukcom and put letters on all the little stalls or make it so you can give a grid reference. As the number of times I see really good advice about tech issues but the answer is a place in Tukcom makes me cry. You might as well say the person who can fix your problem will be dark haired, dark eyed and probably of short stature.