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They do a toasted baguette called Banh Mi ....... best toasted sandwich I have ever eaten. Hanoi speciality and I asked for it spicy too .....

Maximum of 15 days. Quite strict about it. I had to take out my laptop at immigration and show my return flight ......... one look and then straight through. Will print a copy next time...... I arrive in Saigon or is it Hanoi .....no Da Nang ???.... Food is great in Vietnam ........

BM Nadia to the board urgently ........... blimey well done Spurs !!! never thought I'write that but was cheering you on all night ............ VAR ....... will seem normal in a year or so. Bit like in cricket, rugby and American football pros and cons. Pros are the wealthy Mancs Arabs are out so come on Liverpool .........

Saigon and Hanoi only 707 miles apart one in the South of Vietnam one in the North. Easy mistake to make ....................NOT ! ! ............anyway Hue is nicer than both of them ... ....bang in the middle.

Get down the Mekong Delta ...Cu Chi tunnels, Ben Tre and then fire AK47s and M16 s ......then drink snake blood wine. You'll love it Do the shooting bit first ......

Told you you looked shit with a moustache .......... much more hansom man these days. Remember all that Motley Crue ....... great chef Allan and set the tone for great food over the years. He cooked for the Queen he told me once and of course the royalty on the upper tables at Secrets. Nice pic Bitch ....

Edited below some of my favourite Tommy Cooperisms: A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.' A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy. Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them. You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. "Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in. A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.' Man says, Why? The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours' Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant. I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.' Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove." I went to a really energetic "Seafood Disco" last week .... and pulled a mussel. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms" I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, you're right the steaks are too high." A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Jerry Sadowitz's favourite joke except he called it Angus the Sheepshagger. Wonderful talented bonkers embittered Glaswegian Jewish comedian and magician back in the day. My own all time favourite apart from this one is the EU are meeting and arguing as usual who has the most beautiful language. The Italian minister says we have the best words in the world passion, beauty and poetry. For example the word butterfly in Italian is: FARFALLA The Spanish minster speaks of history, conquest and strength and says we call it : MARIPOSA The English minster speaks about Shakespeare, precision and perfection and says: BUTTERLY Malakas says the Greek Minister you tried to destroy us but we have whole valleys of: PETALOUDAS French annoyed says of course we have everything the best as usual cheese, wine and : PAPPILONS. So pipes up Herr German Minister und Vott is wrong with: SCHMETTERLINGS ................

I loaned the one on the right my glasses as she couldn't believe what she was seeing .............. said she'd never seen one that size before ??? My belt buckle !!! .. specially plastic metal lookalike made belt so don;t have to take off in airports ......... what ?????

Your requests for Val Doonican and Engelbert Humperdinck used to slow the pace right down. Had the girls falling off the podiums as they nodded off. + Danny Room 107 could do with a new lick of paint after all these years ........

You could wake up at 2pm pop down have an egg and bacon sandwich with brown sauce, 2 San Miguel Lites choose a lovely and be back upstaits within the hour. All good things must pass ........

Hotel in Isaan this morning as we checked out offering 37.09 ........ I declined ......

The music is great it really is but two out of four nights I was in young Anthony pumped up de volume when he walked in and loads of us check binned. Kaew Thai manager used to do the same. Thanks for listening and have to say night 4 the eye candy was popping so ...........

Political Tribes - Group Instinct and the Fate of Nations by Amy Chua. (Catchy title huh!) Actually a fantastic read and so clearly explains why we are in the mess we are in all over the world. One of my favourite writers ........ didn't know Trump fought in WWE contest and what 'prosperity churches' were until last night

To be fair the eye candy was rather pleasant .........they wear rather tight fitting Union Jack type outfits ...... the music is 50s to 70s and is really good ...............UNTIL .... they pump up the volume. We all agreed bad idea because it is a bar to talk in and have a laugh with old friends and new. Cocktails .......had a few in Phnom Penh Secrets ......... the one made from Aero Mint chocolate was nice ..... and I'm not a cocktail kind of guy more a pint of cold Guinness

Had a pleasant meet up in there last night with the new General Duty Manager Mr. Danny Jambo and his young Scottish sous chef Mr John. The patron of Babydolls Mr Lee also emerged from his mansion with a still smiling Russ and a good time was had by all as ............. the new young Night Manager was not there and did not turn up the volume of the music. Previous two nights check binned and walked out as soon as music reached the pain threshold ....... place itself looks nice. No more Superfreak dancing in the Bleachers to Rick James at 8pm as there is a bloody great Scooter there.

Still got your OJ Simpson shirt on..... Hope you and Doug enjoy the train ride...

Agree with Lems ..... i do research but take TripAdv with caution. Enjoy talking to locals etc ....... do love a bit of research on history etc ..........

I visited the one in Phnom Penh last night ....... ............... hope Scooters does well. Recognise my favourite Egyptian Ed and Ton of course always there and Ivan the Terrible's favourite katoey George still there hope it does well. Fair few Chang vests but takes all sorts .... will drop in mid week..... like Larry on the scooter he can't ride a drunken Mexican donkey on agave tequila let alone a scooter ........

Holland Germany is good enough. Two nations who love each other ............. BM Esco to the board please about der winterhonger 1944 ............... thousands starved to death and ate tulip bulbs ..... should be a cracking game however.

ThinkingAllowed alerted me to this first and only wish I had known about it years ago. Great fast and efficient service.

Do you have any pictures of Mexicans preparing Spring chickens for their tostadas ..... ???

Yesitsdakid used to be a meat packer ..... meat not fudge ....... he loves his bacon too so here is gran and a few other getting some rashers ready. Got some rat pictures too honey ...

Keep on walking ...... that's an l by the way young man not an n 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ... no dysalexia here ....

Castor oil and a handful of laxatives will sort you out in no time ........