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If they talk like John Wayne, they've probably got more than herpes.

If they walk like Charlie probably means they have thrush or worse.

But he has a nice pointing style. Mind you, I do hope they use better scales than these for evidence gathering. Something more akin to Like you find in the gold shops.

I was just down at the supermarket and I parked in the warm basement carpark then took the lift (elevator) up to the shopping floor... The doors of the lift opened on their own A wave of cold air passed over me when the doors opened. I had an immense feeling of dread when I looked at the total bill. Would that be classed as a ghostly experience?

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting ID London: Former British prime minister Boris Johnson was turned away from a polling station when trying to cast his vote in the local elections after he forgot to bring acceptable photo ID. Johnson, who introduced the contentious new laws mandating photo ID when voting while he was in Downing Street, was reportedly trying to cast his ballot in South Oxfordshire, where a police and crime commissioner for the Thames Valley was being selected. https://www.watoday.com.au/world/europe/boris-johnson-turned-away-from-polling-station-after-forgetting-id-20240503-p5foln.html

‘$1 million’: Three Irish men arrested after 60 Melbourne burglaries Three Irish men have been arrested following a string of “sophisticated” alleged home burglaries across Melbourne. The three Irish nationals, aged 25, 24 and 19, have allegedly carried out over 60 home burglaries across Melbourne’s east, in Blackburn, Doncaster, Narre Warren, Hampton Park Narre Warren and Templestowe, since January. The trio, who only just arrived in Australia in the last six months, allegedly stole over $1 million of property, including cash, jewellery and designer handbags. The three men, who don’t have a fixed address, were arrested at a hotel near Melbourne Airport on Thursday morning. The arrests came after three other Irish men were arrested on March 18 in connection to home burglaries in Sunshine and Mill Park between January and March this year. Police allege the men, aged 35, 28, and 21, are part of the same foreign crime syndicate as the other trio. https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/1-million-three-irish-men-arrested-after-60-melbourne-burglaries/news-story/fa14b551a6336a9acc0001380f21fedb

Murdoch (and his editors) knew how to appeal to the hearts and minds.

Dr Google has replied. Make sure you have a styptic (anti-bleeding) powder available at all times to stop bleeding. You can buy this powder over-the-counter (without a prescription) from a pharmacy or store. This powder works very well to stop bleeding in patients on blood thinners. Talk with your local pharmacist for more information. https://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/AntiCoag/CutsBloodThinners.pdf

Bling doesn't appear to kill the rat though.

Don't know if those work on people on blood thinners. In my case, went through the gauze padding on the first band-aid, leaked out under the edges although not quite the Texas chainsaw massacre. Second band-aid seems to have it under control. Just hurts like hell now. Anyone on blood thinners and experience of the mentioned clotting products, now is the time to let us know. Would be useful information.

Just stabbed myself in he finger with a knife. First injury I've had like this since I've been on Apixaban (three years). Fuk it bled. Don't know if it went down to the bone although it was a boning knife I was using at the time. File photo They do have very sharp points.

^^^ Is the need to soak breast milk a real problem?

Revellers at the Arc de Triomphe in Paris on New Year’s Eve are too busy filming to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

Aims/hypothesis The associations of sitting, standing, physical activity and sleep with cardiometabolic health and glycaemic control markers are interrelated. We aimed to identify 24 h time-use compositions associated with optimal metabolic and glycaemic control and determine whether these varied by diabetes status. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00125-024-06145-0

And you look this bad and are deaf?

Just watch out for these. The cow shit/seed excuse explanation may not cut it.

If it ducks like a quack...

Did somebody mention hamsters?

Bit more surfing...

^^^ I'd say his father must be pretty old if he's 75. Why did he hit him?

There are numerous options available if one tries hard enough.

Seeing as we are on to "unusual" surfing.