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Yeah. But it'll be nice and clean next time you want to take your washing to the laundry.

‘Coward’: Melbourne Kick streamer gets smacked after ‘prank’ A Melbourne streamer was slapped in the face after a disturbing “prank” that has sparked furious backlash online. A wannabe internet star was slapped in the face after taunting a stranger walking through Melbourne’s CBD in a desperate bid for attention. Izanal, who has under 500 followers on streaming platform Kick and even less on YouTube, films “pranks” while wandering the streets of Melbourne. The streamer has even gone as far as to evacuate a Hoyts cinema to keep his viewers happy. https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/coward-melbourne-kick-streamer-gets-smacked-after-prank/news-story/a085d26ad56810c4fdc68aa1bb8d20e4

Sorry to have to tell you this but the Chicago Baa's are going down next week. Like lambs to the slaughter.

Unless it was poor engineering specifications in which case the problem wouldn't show up until the system was put into use.

What happened to the fourth leg? Clip the charger to his balls old man and you'll have a dragster.

Assume the bracelet was 1 baht in weight (15.244 grams). Go into any of the gold shops and tell them you want to sell it. They will offer you 32,942.68 baht (or that's what they would have offered last Friday 29th December). Now say I want to buy it back. It will cost you 34,150 baht. Simple as that. The Thai Gold Traders Association sets the price and all gold shops follow that price. The price last Friday for bars and jewellery. https://www.goldtraders.or.th/ Note: The price can fluctuate during the day. PS. Bars are better for investment purposes.

Ari, a licensed doctor in LA, revealed she takes vitamin B complex, magnesium and a folic acid supplement alongside an electrolyte drink, claiming it is “single-handedly the most effective way” to beat those awful morning-after symptoms. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/expert-explains-how-pharmacists-100-per-cent-effective-hangover-cure-works/news-story/d601e87d2bbe5e54f7b63e800dc5bb02

If he'd got some Grand Marnier (or Cointreau) he could have bombed the shit out of them with a B-52.

^^^ So just arseholes and lips.

That assumes he can wear a right foot shoe on either foot or a left foot shoe on either foot. Take a left foot shoe from any pair. It can only be mismatched with 14 right foot shoes. So for the 15 pairs, 15x14=210.

Tucker the Fuker...

He who fishes in another man's well usually catches crabs.

The average "pop" has enough sperm to populate most countries. You might have to cum twice for China or 3-4 times to be the father of India.

Given the seismic rumblings from the interior, you might experience your own lava flow sometime today. A lahar at the very least accompanied by a pyroclastic cloud of hot gasses.

Could be the car on its roof up the street.

I thought when NC threw a party the guests did bugger all.

Always amazed me that these guys can't predict you're going to tell them to piss off.

Years ago all of me bar my little toe went through a doorway at high speed. The little toe got caught on the door frame and afterwards was sticking out a right angles to my foot. I went to the local hospital and was told x-ray was busy treating a 12 yo girl who had been roller-blading on the roof of the house. I'd have to wait. An hour later x-ray was still busy. The nurse said they could tape the toe up to the next toe along. I asked what the treatment would be if it was broke, The answer "tape it up to the next toe along".

Probably two sides to the same story.

See the post above yours. I believe the left one is the first to go.

^^^ The pop just ain't the same.

At the end of the day In the fulness of time When all is said and done With due respect We are on track Explanations like embers float upwards

And the reason why

As dry as a nun's vagina As dry as a dead dingo's donger