monkeyman

So would I. Or are you talking about the motorists?

We're still waiting Boris...

I see Eddie Jordan didn't waste any time...

Nice to see Donald Duck doing his bit.

If governments agree to suspend all aviation taxes then everybody will be able to afford Business Class, so aircraft can be converted to Business Class only and we can all travel in comfort and be socially distanced as well. Easy peasy. Now all we need is a plan to sort out the airports...

Well at least we know his garden doesn't have a slope on it (unlike the ones in Pattaya).

He's all five of them? Man, that dude's got some serious identity issues.

And just one day later the press are saying the government announcement of its scrapping will be made next week. You couldn't make it up.

And riots will be next after that.

They missed a trick by not giving him the rank of Major. A celebrity rerecording of the song could've raised another shedload of money for the cause.

They say a virus does the most damage when the host defences overreact and start to damage the host itself. How right they were.

That last photo cracked me up (though I'm sure it wasn't deliberate.)

...but Macron is very hard to swallow.

The best replacement for Freddie Mercury...

Tell that to Gary Glitter.

Shit, my watch must be bloody fast. I only make it 2563.

Here's the latest version...

My horse had to be destroyed.

They are now.

I wonder how long it'll take before the majority of the great unwashed decide that the cure is worse than the disease?

...but this is my favourite.

While we're on Phoenix Nights...

That's Boris f***d then.

It won't be that crowded tonight.....