karon steve

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield. 'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass? he asked the tattooist. So it was done. On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson. 'Oh, good Lord!' the gay man exclaims, 'I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?' So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well come on then, drop your trousers and give me a look.' So he quickly drops his pants and bares his arse. His boyfriend gasps and replies, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."

Happy holidays if you’re going away if not have a very merry Christmas

I was almost deaf after my flights here. Eventually I went to Pattaya Memorial hospital where the doctor sucked ear wax and "dust" out. Perhaps I should clarify that he used a machine for the sucking. No preparation needed. He prescribed anti fungal and antibiotic drops to be used for a week. 2,590 baht all in.

I am staying on east side of lake Mabprachan and regularly use Bolt to go into the city. From my bungalow to Big C Pattayaklang is 14.2 km and the economy fare is usually around 135 baht. Service has always been good in both directions. As soon as you confirm your booking you get a photo of the driver, car type colour and reg plate number as well as a map displayed showing where your driver is and how long before they arrive. You can chat with your driver in your native language which is translated into Thai and vice versa. A brilliant service which I fully recommend.

This guy makes some good vlogs. A sensible chap with sensible views. Definitely worth a look.

Wife tripped and banged her head and my son texted the the next day for an update . .Son: "How's mams head?" Me: "I've had better. "

I wnet past yesterday as I will be staying in a hotel opposite. Dammit she wasn't there some guys working the desk,

Turn off the wi-fi?

Off topic but I have a DTAC sim that hasn't been used for over 2 years that I am hoping still works when I return late October.

What a topsee turvy Rugby Championship we have this year. This weekend Australia beat the Boks and Argentina beat the All Blacks to stay top of the table. Current standings Argentina, Australia, New Zealand then South Africa.

Strictly speaking these aren't quotes but insults but I didn't want start a new topic. Mods feels free. "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas "He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West "He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” - Billy Wilder "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -- Jack E. Leonard