karon steve

What have you got against the Glovers or Yeovil Town FC?

No he wears stockings.

I much prefer the one that doesn't talk.

I have learnt that Cambodian funerals are much quieter affair than the Thai counterpart. Dirge like music prevails. 20.00 and all is quiet. It is quite strange listening to a Khmer funeral dirge in the right ear and the western music blaring from the bars on Sok San road in the left. Something different eh?

The infamous "fcukit" frog in Thailand is also found in Cambodia where it calls out "happy" instead. Thailand is dethroned as the Land of Smiles. Khmer win hands down.

She looks like a junkie in the before photo.

I won't waste your time and say that I have no interest (or spare cash!) in buying but to learn what is your guide price please?

I said to the woman in Subway that I would like to buy a ham and cheese sandwich with pickles. She said card or cash only.

I am in the 20 b tipping range but have been considerably more generous in my younger days. In answer to the question in the OP I do not believe handing big tips garners any respect from Thai people and maybe the reverse anywhere from stupid man to what a twat. I married my first Thai wife inn Bangkok and started the honeymoon off by coming to Pattaya to meet mates. Happy hours were spent on the lash. The next day my wife asked for 500 baht each and she would take care of the bins. The next afternoon we went out as usual but when we got back to the hotel I asked wifey why she hadn't asked for any money. "I not need. Have money left from day before. Stupid farang tip much!!" As she later said "Why you give money other people family and not your own"

I use Photo Pad free to resize images. Simple to use. https://www.nchsoftware.com/photoeditor/index.html

Likely to be a good fit for your face.