He must have been very thankful that it wasn't his cock stuck up her arse.
I wish I hadn't written that as I am now going to have a mental vision of them doing the funny walk to the ambulance.
In Pattaya I was banned from Tim's after I told her she was tight as a duck's arse for not giving her good customers (me) a free drink every now and then.
I usually ask the old bird in the corner of any bar to go and buy me a sim then give her a good tip.
I then get a normal Thai pay as you go sim not a tourist one.
What a delight to see the Australians come to shake Crawley's hand to acknowledge his innings after he was dismissed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igN6ptt9hfI&ab_channel=England%26WalesCricketBoard