Went to Jollys for breakfast a few days ago for a change from cooking in the condo. I had not eaten there in a couple of years. So the temporary wife orders a simple mushroom soup and I order an English breakfast. I had a simple request to replace the fried eggs with an omelette. I asked the waitress did she understand and she said khao jai. She brings out my order and sitting on the plate was only a gigantor omelette that was so huge it hung off the sides of the plate. WTF? The cook shoved the bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans and bits of toast inside the omelette. I was not angry, but I could stop laughing at this beast of an omelette. So the temporary wife politely takes the omelette and a menu over to the cook. I followed her as I wasn't going to miss out on this. She says to the cook in Thai, "P look at this photo of the English breakfast" and she covers the fried eggs with her finger and points to the omelette. Basically saying that you simply replace the fried eggs with the omelette. Not shove the entire English inside the omelette. We go back and sit down and the temporary wife just says in Thai, "pasaat". (small brain or brain is not working) We didn't have our phones with us for a photo unfortunately.
P.S. I googled English breakfast omelette and apparently there is such a thing, but it's more of a quiche. (Not this monster I was served)