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Greetings from Hua Hin, our last night here. Geez.....bought one of these "blunts" from this guy, good shit. Wifey took a hit and told me " Khun Mike, I lie to be high wid U" LOL! I love this woman but......god she is so naive to these types of things. Everyone in "Bintibaht" last night was higher then a kite walking around. I thought I was in a "Cheech and Chong" movie LOL!

Dam, perhaps I need a new set of glasses, yeah slight resemblance. Good catch on your part. Yeah for sure buddy, when you get back here, hit me up. Bangkok never disappoints. Kenya should be a great trip. Great write up Gord, please hit that girl at Mandarin in a future visit, would love to hear more about her. She was very nicely "proportioned" Well done. Yeah prices are up for everything...at the end of the day ( at least for me) who cares? You know with in reason of course. Never thought I would spend 3k on LD's and such for a girl and not take her for a "little cardio" after.....have fun while we can. Off to Hua Hin tomorrow.

Wifey will get her girls night out in May, when she goes to Malaysia for a wedding. I am not invited.....................thankfully LOL! No IG acct for her. Yeah sorry Des, you know I tend to ramble on, got that from back in the day from a former boss of mine. I was just a "noob" I think at age 26 years old working in Tech. In our staff meetings he used to always tell us " I need details, details, details and more details" Ok you want details, I'll give you details LOL! Yeah those Go' Go's do change from night to night, I was stunned at Baccarra, that place was always heaving with girls. I still think that Crazy House is the #1 in Cowboy right now. Back at you buddy, for the former lead singer of "The Clash" you're not half bad either LOL! Thanks Stu, great to finally meet you and give us some Phuket details. Yeah nice lady, she even came by and asked me if my Fish was good. You think she looks like my current wife? I did not think that at all. I see enough of her, I need " variety" LOL! Thanks buddy, yeah I can see the day when I am REALLY old and in a wheel chair and wifey is pushing me down Patpong and I am grinning like an old man! Something about the city down there....keep me interested. Yeah nice hotel and the gym was open as Des said. Outside in the humidity, he was alot younger then we are I think right?

So spent 2 nights downtown at Nana and had the opportunity to meet up with BM'S Maipenrai, Boydeste and Lemondropkid. I have not been down to that area since 2018, been a while. We all stayed at the Dynasty Grande Hotel Soi 6. Nice hotel, very good and fair pricing. Breakfast for 2 mornings for me was at “Novotel” right next door for 400 baht. 6:00pm meet up at Hooters and the night has begun. Pulled in for a drink, asked the bartender if she wouldn’t mind turning down the music a bit so we could talk, she did. Moved to the back of the restaurant for our meal and I was devastated they no longer have the “Mushroom Swiss Cheeseburger” which I liked. They now have “Build your own Burger” which was OK too. The gals were all nice, took a few pics and made our way down Sukhumvit around 8:00pm to see “Thermae” which opens at 8:00pm. Last time there for me was 2017 with BM VPI78. Just a word to the wise, there are some real “sketchy” Nigerian guys in packs of 3-4 when walking, will ask you if you “need anything” as far as drugs…..beware. The BIB should just clear these guys out of here. Ok an institution like this has to be seen. It did not disappoint, even at 8:00pm on a Sun evening, you have alot of choices.We all agreed that if we were in the market for a little “Poontang” we all would have done well here as far as finding someone we liked. Pricing at this point was NOT discussed with any of the girls…..more on that later. 45 minutes or so there and then we all walked to Nana where our first stop of the night was “Long Gun” Nice Go Go, nice looking girls, I would suggest that perhaps some of you “entrepreneurs” might want to set up shop outside this place and perhaps sell "Gillette Mach 3 Turbo” Razors! I will let you all figure out why LOL! Next stop was “Spice Girls” where we took up residence in the upper tier and “oogled” the girls. Think we would all agree, only 1 really nice looking gal there that was in front of us, she was a beauty. Next stop was “Crazy House” Boydeste had suggested. Been there a few times over the years, but 2018 is a long time ago and did not know what to expect. Well…..it was heaping with girls downstairs, so much that we had to go upstairs to get 4 seats. No problem, not many girls up there but……………….I fell in love with this gal “Nii” who by far, has one of the nicest man made racks I have ever well…..got up close and personal with. LD for her and a 100 baht tip for her efforts to make me feel like she actually liked me LOL! I told her I might be back tomorrow night….well I was there for sure, more on that later. Next stop was back to “Thermae” again for a second look. Some of the same girls were there, one was still there and she smiled at all of us as we made our way back to the exact same place to drink. I asked her “Nobody has taken you yet”? She said “No, I go with you” So we milled around 30 minutes or so this time around and a few more very nice looking girls have now arrived. OK I am the “sacrificial lamb” and took one for the team and zeroed in on this really attractive girl standing in the back. I walk over there, she smiled, asked how she was doing tonite, she said she is fine. I asked her what kind of pricing she needs to take her tonite? She says “It is 4k ST, 8K LT” I asked her if I pay the price she wants, can I take pictures of her. She said “Yes but only take pictures if you pay me 8K LT” OK I thanked her for her honesty and told her have a nice evening. There you go boys, hope some of you bought “Bitcoin” when it first came out LOL! Prices are up, no doubt about it. Ok we closed out the night and Maipenrai suggested we head back to Nana now and hit “Mandarin” as on a recent trip for him, he was getting some attention with several gals. Ok yeah parked in the “upper tier” once again and he got the attention of this one young gal that looked Brazilian, and had a booty that should have its own zip code. She was nice, very unique look and was glad to be right next to him when he was getting some play. Gord? Fair assessment? I look over at Boydeste and he was sucking on some girls tits…what’s not to like? LOL! Final place we hit was “Billboard” where the girls were on revolving stages, and the girls in the jacuzzi were nice too. Lot’s of lookers in here, but…….at this point we all had enough of the god dam, mind-blowing volume of the music they play at these Go Go’s these days. We are all feeling no pain at this point and was a great night out and had a blast. I went back to the hotel and the rest headed off to Soi 7 I believe. Night #2 I was the "Lone Wolf” during the day walked a bit around the city, picked up a few things and had lunch at Hooters with “Fish and Chips” Was good, the gal “Milk” was really nice. Sat at the bar and chatted with her. So at night for dinner I hit “Hiliary 1” where I ordered "Plakapong” Fish aka “Fried Snapper” which I really like, have that alot here when wifey and I go out. Got there at 5:30pm, about 10 minutes later, this gal dressed fairly nice walks over to me and asks me “How are you tonite”? I told her I was fine and I asked her if she was the owner? She said “Yes I am Hiliary”!! "The Hilliary"? Yes well OK nice to meet you and she was really pleasant to talk with. Finished up there and was now on my way to “Patpong” These fucking taxi drivers, call one over he tells me “300 baht” I politely told him to have a nice day. Next guy pulls up and tells me “200 baht” Ok just go with it. I did. Hit Patpong and again last trip here was 2018. This place will always be in my heart a bit you know, first time in 1999 is the first place some co-workers took me in the office you know. First biz trip to Bangkok and they have now made me decide, I need a lifetime membership here. The first place I ever went into was “Kings Castle” They set me up with this gal and the rest is history. Yes alot has happened since then, but a creature of habit that I am, on this trip, the first and only Go Go I went into was “Kings Castle” at 8:00pm. Alot of the places are no longer there, alot of closed doors/buildings etc. Not as many street vendors down the middle, some, but now mostly Thai food vendors who were doing well. So a nice, young selection of girls were there on Monday, not many older girls at all. So this one catches my eye, she starts playing the smiley face game, OK I bite, she was cute as a button. I told the service girl to tell her to come down to me and there were not alot of guys there yet. She was young, but I just shudder at asking her how old she was? I finally popped the question and she tells me 20 years old. Ok, she was polite as hell after I bought her LD though. She tells me she has only been there 4 days and tells me “nobody eber buy me dlink, you be da first” OK, well.. at least she will remember me right LOL! Of course I could tell she has been “schooled” by the other girls and the Mamasan as she asked me "Can you buy me food, I no eat as I hurry today” Yeah OK, it was only 100 baht and was there in 5 minutes. She was adorable really. 45 minutes, few LD’s and is time to move on. She thanked me for helping her and gave me a small kiss on the cheek. Don’t hate on me LOL! Took a taxi back to “Crazy House” where I just had to see that gal “Nii” again. That bastard Boydeste has now ruined me for life, by suggesting we go in there the night before LOL! I get there and the place once again is just “heaving” with naked women everywhere. She spots me walking in, gets off the stage she was on, and promptly grabs my hand and tells me “We go upstairs now” Well…I kind of wanted to oogle the girls downstairs a bit, but hell…don’t look a gift horse in the mouth right? Get up there and she pulls me into this corner slot up there, and is immediately letting me “get acquainted” with the “girls” again. Ok this is good and she asks me "Where yo friends”? I told her all you guys were already hitting your regulars you all have LOL! Well, I spent the next 2 hours there with her, she told me the Mamasan said as long as I buy her LD’s, she does not have to leave and go dance again. Ok….I like this business plan kind of………as you can imagine, many LD’s later and I am feeling pretty good and she is telling me she wants to be my “Mia Noi” or some shit like that. I had a blast with her for sure, she is good, I would take her in a heartbeat if I could. But I was born at night……but it wasn’t last night…I got alot more to lose then gain, if I bring something back home to wifey you know? Final total 3k out the door which included LD’s, drinks for me, 500 baht tip to the Mamasan and a 1K baht tip to Nii for her efforts to make me feel good. Took a walk down Cowboy one last time before heading back to the hotel. Got half way down and this gal sitting in front of “Fannys” looks at me, smiles and well….the rest is history. I hate it when the girls start grabbing your arm and shit you know. She didn’t and was rewarded with my company for an hour LOL! Jum is 29 years old, been working there for a few years and actually lives right upstairs there with 4 other gals she told me. So…my business process model is, if they DO NOT ask me right away after I order my drink, “Can I hab dlink too” then halfway through mine, she is well rewarded for her patience. That is exactly how the rest of my time with her went and she was having Sangsom shots with Coke and I went with Sangsom and Coke. Feeling really good now, especially after time at “Crazy House” and this gal is real mellow, very soft spoken and after the second round of shots for her, she leans over to me and says “Last time I went with guy, we went to Landmark that was 2 weeks ago and no one has f***d me since. Can you help me”? Well… I am glad I got that information LOL! She then pulled out her phone and showed me some very nice pics of her at that place he took of her with her phone. Not much left to the imagination to be had. Dam…...she is tall and lean and a very nice choice I would think. Again a great time with this gal, 2k all in for the LD’s which included a 500 baht tip for her. I will close this report out by saying “The rumors that Nana, Soi Cowboy and Patpong are all dead………...have been greatly exaggerated” Thank you Mark Twain.

Spot on assessment Stu, yeah things have changed for sure, and yes we are ALL getting a bit older and do not have the same energy levels a few years back. in my case, all I need is one gal to crack some jokes with, laugh and have a few drinks with and I should be OK. I am going to have a blast none the less meeting you and others tomorrow night. Dam the humidity has been brutal the last few days here...

Wifey tells me the kids are NOT in school right now because the air pollution levels are above 2.5. Pathetic.

Geez...well a recent PM from someone told me he was more or less glad to get out of Pattaya. Well, if Nana, Cowboy, Patpong and Pattaya are shite, then I guess the glory days are over? Sad but true? Maybe I should just go outside and sit at wifeys cement table drinking Spy Wine Coolers? LOL! Yeah I know, but I am a creature of habit....just have to see it myself.

@boydeste Sounds like the vibe is pretty good at our favorite places. See you Sunday.....I feel like a kid getting " geeked up" for this meet up. Have not been downtown to Cowboy or Nana since 2018. I got to get to "Patpong" one of the nights....where it all started for me back in 1999. Lot's of reports saying Patpong is pretty much done.....I refuse to believe it and have to see it first hand myself.

Better for the USD...33 next stop hopefully?

Ah yes the lovely "Lorena Bobbit" Big news indeed back in the day.

Just curious for any of you guys who have been recently to Cambodia, is Peter Storm still around? Met him at Secrets Anniversary part Sept 2017, had his fill of Pattaya and moved over there and took over a bar perhaps?

God, I'm just devastated LOL! I am going to leave this terrible, over rated city.

Yeah thanks alot, read all of those and good to hear specifically about Pattaya.....

Pic from last week in Singapore. I swear to God, I may be getting older, but my eyesight is still quite good. When we walked into this place, I swear I saw people on top of these trees walking around. Later that day, we got around to them and there were no people anywhere up there and no way to get up in there either. Wifey is concerned I might have the first signs of "Dementia" LOL!

I might be there in a few weeks....good to hear your perspective. Well done..as a veteran of the scene, good to hear the truth from someone like yourself.

Good gig buddy....glad to see you enjoyed it. Was in Singapore last week, checked out the Hard Rock, you like " Avenged Sevenfold" My Son tells me Synyster Gates is a bad ass Guitarist.

Cliff, Greetings from Singapore, will be here until Tuesday, anniversary time with wifey. Hey....great news that all is going relatively well with you and good to hear you are just a day away from getting that Catheter removed. Man, after that gets removed, now that you got some new "plumbing" I expect that we will see a post from you telling us that Sat night, you cranked up "Back In The Saddle Again" by Aerosmith, you were "riding" wifey like Jeff Gordon at Nascar, Daytona Beach Florida! @Stillearly Good to read also that both you and Stillearly are on the mend...Godspeed to both of you.

Few pics from yesterday, went to the "Furniture Fair" at Impact. Bought wifey a new leather chair for her room. Ordered brown, will be here in a few weeks. Some very high end lighting for sale, of course you cannot go ANYWHERE at any event at Impact, without the millions of Thai food choices for eats. I thought perhaps I should get a "23K Gold Plated Throne" to sit on while making my daily morning deposit after breakfast LOL! Get rid of the "Kohler" I need to go " High So" Before you ask, had wifey ask the guy if they really sell any of these? He told her he already sold 2, and it was the first day of the show about 2 hours into it. Outstanding. Only 23k for one of those pictured here. Quick stop on the way home to the open market where we got Durian, Pineapple and Bananas for the week. This girl is cool, always there every Sat.

Yeah Cliff, you will be fine and keep us posted as to how it all went when you feel better.

Great pics buddy...well done. Caves scare the shit out of me....check your ego at the door LOL!

My wife told me that at the airport, some Thai officials were handing out flowers to "welcome" the Chinese back into Thailand? Or something to that effect?

For the Hua Hin lovers...nice place.

Would NOT have thought that a Rhino has this type of stamina to continue on like this...😞

Pathetic to say the least...

Just looking back at some of the fun times...wifey is in the shower LOL!