Which click bait headline would suck you in?

[fygjam]

Electrocuted to death: A case of an autoerotic fatality with body wrapping, anal masochism, and low abdomen mechanical stimulation

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1344622323000755

 

Or

 

Man electrocuted during botched masturbation involving ping pong ball

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/man-electrocuted-during-botched-masturbation-involving-ping-pong-ball/news-story/55c4412b21b537632e5641e7ab0c7781

 

Or

 

Man electrocuted with pingpong ball up butt during botched masturbation

https://nypost.com/2023/05/12/man-electrocuted-to-death-while-masturbating-with-ping-pong-ball/

 

[Khun Ling]

The second one 

[forcebwithu]

I'm a sucker for click bait headlines, that's why I opened this topic. 

[Derek Dangleberries]

America sets an under 60s rule for end of term Presidents ...

[Lirchenfeld]

Oh my. I wish that was me. 😍