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monkeyman

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  1. One would hope that 11pm is the closing time for the promotion and not the bar.
  2. Bad Munstereifel in Germany (well that's the last place I saw one.)
  3. Same old story. Buy a beach, beach washes away, buy another beach.
  4. Better than being filled with noxious real smoke. (Entered for bad taste joke of the year.)
  5. Well if it does turn out to be a ladyboy bar that's exactly what you'll get.
  6. Unfortunately due to Covid restrictions the town was also empty of construction workers.
  7. No doubt the new bar will have a few knockers.
  8. ...along with a small box of glasses.
  9. One presumes that "accommodate" must have been a lucky guess.
  10. Well, at least the new name shows a refreshing display of honesty from the owners.
  11. Probably the Who's best ever live performance.
  12. Best ever version of one of The Who's best ever tracks.
  13. As Groucho Marx once said, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
  14. The girls are bound to remember. Most of them are still working there.
  15. Best tribute band ever. Steve Marriott lives.
  16. The main attraction is that Thai girls are so much easier to find when you're in Thailand. Personally I prefer Indians, though all the Indians in Pattaya seem to be the wrong sex. Anybody spotted any nice Indian girlies recently?
  17. I'd be okay with the girl opening the bottle for me as long as she used my preferred method.
  18. If they do use them, they'll be high volume all right.
  19. Well, it is a WHO emergency. After five deaths worldwide, why wouldn't it be? Even worse in England, where they declared a national emergency after the sun came out two days in a row. I think people just panicked because they didn't know what it was.
  20. There's lots of things you can get from go go's that'll bring you out in a rash.
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