KhunDon

Big crabs won’t hurt you when they’re this colour. 😉

Took the wife and son to a fancy restaurant last week. Bill including drinks came to £225+ £15 tip Amouch bouch appetisers were Bellini and cream cheese and fried egg balls or something. Starters were Ham hock ravioli for son and I had Kedgeree with crab cakes. Homemade bread rolls and butter. Wife was saving herself so that she could eat a sweet. Wife had Gurnard in a foam white wine sauce main dish, son and I had sticky slow cooked beef with sweet mushrooms and stuff. Sweets were Coffee crème brûlée with coffee ice cream something and wife had Meringue and marmalade ice cream. I helped myself to both of their sweets with a spare spoon. Was it worth the price? IMO no it wasn’t. 😟

Always worth planning for retirement. Welcome to the forum Bruno, enjoy yourself here. 🤗

You’ll pull your head through the eye of your dick one day. 🤣

Economy unfortunately. Because she just had to fly on certain dates and because it’s August when all the kids are on holiday, economy was all I could get, traveling non stop😟 She would normally travel business, but like a lot of Thai women, couldn’t get her bloody act together and decide on dates earlier, despite me warning her months ago to book earlier.

Plenty of roads in the UK that can match Soi Pothole. Here’s one of the better ones. 😉

Booked at the weekend for the wife and son to fly EVA in August for £2283 for the pair. Have to give the Gatwick flights a look at the next time as travel time from home to LHR and Gatwick are pretty much the same of 2.5 hours.

https://kprofiles.com/faky-members-profile/ She was in this group a few years ago. Scroll down in the link for her info. 👍

I think the horse would prefer you just suck it for him occasionally. It’ll save your knees as well. 😉

I don’t think he’ll do much, he’s not got much money to play with. He’ll probably just tinker around the edges a bit and tell the country what an amazing budget it is for everyone, including me. 🤣 Still, I’ve got a big raise in my State Pension coming up soon. 😉

Screw using the tap, cut a hole in the bottom and pour it down your crop. 🤣👌

Strange that after all the years in Hua Hin we never got to see that beach. Pity as it’s only a few minutes away from home. Maybe in August god willing and the river don’t rise. 😉

There was a young man from Kent whose prick was exceedingly bent to save further trouble he stuck it in double so instead of coming, he went.

Well I can say with certainty that’s not gspotfingeritis. 👌👍🤣

Go out by all means, but I’d advise you not to dance. 🤣

I bet an Italian visited every place and didn’t find the Clitoris once. 🤣

If that was a picture of trump, the second one would be licking his ass. 🤣

What’s the square opening on the side? I bet they had the E Type in mind when they designed it.

It’s not a “fine”! 👮‍♂️ It was an accident, he got caught up in the cables because he wasn’t looking where he was going. He was the one who suggested he’d pay me back, not I, I was all for forgetting it and letting it drop. Like the PC did. 🤣 He understands that his inattentiveness caused the computer to be broken and that he was at fault and needs to cover some, or all of the costs of a replacement. I haven’t told him yet, but I’ll stop when he’s paid off £100, which I think is fair. How are kids ever to learn, if they never have to pay in some form and learn from their mistakes. Hopefully he’ll pay attention next time. 🤪 I’m proud of him as a 13 year old for making the offer of financial recompense for something that he caused, especially as I didn’t see it happen and he could have come up with any excuse rather than tell the truth, but he didn’t, he came to me and owned up to it, 😇 many kids wouldn’t have done. We’ve always instilled in him to tell the truth and it looks like it’s worked. He gets £200 a month on his kids cash card to spend as he wishes, so will hardly miss £20 a month. Kids, especially boys of his age, have their heads in the clouds most of the time, but he’s a loving and thoughtful son and not only has he learned a lesson, he’s gone up greatly in my esteem. 🤗

Being a diabetic I could get Viagra for free each month. 🤗 Not needed yet, as at 72, I’m still getting a boner as hard as blue steel, even a cat couldn’t scratch it. 😇 One thing my cardiologist told me about BP monitoring was, once or twice a week is fine, any more is OTT unless of course you’re feeling rough for some reason like mild chest pains. Don’t fixate on BP testing every few hours, you’ll push up your BP because you’re worrying too much.

It was not just for me, but also for my lad, as he’s gotta pay it back every week from his pocket money. ☹️

Setting up the new all in one pc, as son accidentally knocked the other one on the floor and broke the screen. Only had it for a few months and paid around £700 so not worth claiming on insurance. Looked to get new screen but every repair shop says it costs as much to fix if they can get a screen, as it costs to buy new one. Bugger. 😭