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Derek Dangleberries Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 On 2/27/2022 at 5:58 AM, Lirchenfeld said: Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AussieBob Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Men: How to impress a woman on a first date Take her somewhere romantic: Don’t be a cheapskate: Make an effort with your appearance: Be charming: Open doors for her: Walk on the curbside: Take her coat/ give her yours: Put your phone away: Compliment her: Ask questions about her: Be funny, but not cocky: Buy her flowers: Pay the bill: Don’t try to sleep with her on the first date: Women: How to impress a man on a first date Go to his place and plan to stay Arrive wearing a coat and nothing underneath: Bring beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AussieBob Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 A traveling salesman rings the doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a cigarette. The salesman says, "Hello little boy - is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think dickhead?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieBob Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything ! on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know! why you and daddy got a divorce." "What?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you only got an F in sex.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AussieBob Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. ’ The next day Bob reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the old man explained, 'Well you see, doc, it’s like this. “First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my old lady for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Sally, the Gal next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried between her legs, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' The old man replied, 'Yep - but none of us could get that damn jar open.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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