Lirchenfeld Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 6 hours ago, coxyhog said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartoonman Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Their English Breakfast tastes like Shit but the Place is FULL EVERY DAY......Don't know WHY... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 hours ago, cartoonman said: Their English Breakfast tastes like Shit but the Place is FULL EVERY DAY......Don't know WHY... They do have some nice........... erhmmm...... melons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gs joe Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 As it’s still the 24th in Scotland 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gs joe Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a ... Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forqalso Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 11:48 AM, gs joe said: A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a ... Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!' I thought the joke would end with the tourist doing a lousy job with his wife and the Jamaican putting on the sandals saying, “I’m only going to show you this once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roomark Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 The fuckin dog ran off last night , I walked round the park calling his name for 20 mins & still couldn't find him. My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head & got a few tattoo's I still can't find the fucking dog 🙈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 The new wokey Dick of the Yard For those from outside the UK the Metropolitan Police Commissioner Cressida Dick has resigned,albeit none too soon IMHO. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 56 minutes ago, coxyhog said: The new wokey Dick of the Yard Apparently the Mayor of London and The Met Commissioner were in total agreement in that neither wanted Dicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs joe Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress: Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked. "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said. "Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered. "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked. "And did he give you £500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied. "Well, yes, in fact he did give me £500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying. "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed £500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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