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lazarus Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Friends..PLEASE BE CAREFUL! Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. Totally out of character for me, I had a few drinks…followed by a couple of shots and by the time I was ready to leave I knew I was somewhat over the limit, but STILL had the sense however to do what I’d never done anytime in the past….. I took a taxi cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home, and since I was in a cab, they waved it past and through without even a glance. I arrived home shortly thereafter without incident. This was both a great relief and a total surprise because I’d never driven a cab before. I don’t remember where I got it, and now that it’s in my garage, I don’t know what t’do with it. Drive safely! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 One night in Bangkok, my wife and I went out with her girlfriend and her husband. He is a taxi driver, so we were using his off duty cab to get around. They all had too much to drink, so it was left up to me, a non-drinker to drive the taxi back to the hotel. Luckily the hotel had parking available by the front door. The doorman thought nothing of three drunk Thais falling out of a cab, but when the farang driver got out, he was very surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 9 hours ago, forqalso said: One night in Bangkok Sounds like a good title for a song.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Painter Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 What do you call an old snowman? Water. Yes, it was a craker joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thegrogmonster Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 23 minutes ago, Painter said: What do you call an old snowman? Water. Yes, it was a craker joke.... Another cracker joke from yesterday: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajs123 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts bragging in an open foyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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