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At a Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win £1000 pounds is:

"Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were, "Take That, what were the second two?" 

After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Bastard?"

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After our first daughter was born I quietly pulled the doctor into a side room. I told him, "This is a little awkward but how soon can we have sex now?" He said, "My shift ends in half an hour, meet me in the parking lot."

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