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#Warning

I was sitting in the living room, watching a Western Movie and was also talking to my wife about life. In between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. 

I told her: ‘Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. When I am in that state, I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'

My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration not seen in very many years towards me and proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV, Smart Phone, then the Computer, the iPod, the iPad and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my Whiskey, Rum, Gin, Vodka, the Beer from the fridge...

I ALMOST DIED!!

#Moral: Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength!💁🏾‍♀️

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