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KhunDon Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day to show him. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden became irate and started yelling how illegal this was. Quite some time passed as the warden explained all the charges the old man could face. Finally the warden asked if he had anything to say for himself. The old man calmly took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you gonna sit there talking all day, or are you gonna fish" 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day to show him. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden became irate and started yelling how illegal this was. Quite some time passed as the warden explained all the charges the old man could face. Finally the warden asked if he had anything to say for himself. The old man calmly took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you gonna sit there talking all day, or are you gonna fish"
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Butch Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 How many Country and Western signers does it take to change a light bulb? 3 1 to change the bulb, and 2 to sing about how great the old one was. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 A Romanian, an Iraqi, and a Scottish girl are in the same bar in Glasgow. When the Romanian finishes his Vodka, he throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol, and blasts the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Romania, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, Drinks his orange juice as Muslims do not drink, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, And blasts the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, We have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Scottish girl, Cool as a cucumber, picks up her pint of Tennants, downs it in one gulp throws the glass into the air, whips out an Armalite, and blasts the Romanian and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it back on the bar, and ordering a refill, she says, 'In Scotland. we have so many immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Mods I know it says politics but it's so funny it should be here so pls don't banish it to the politics thread.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KhunDon Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I asked my hairdresser if he knew where l could get a toupee, he said not off the top of my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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