coxyhog Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Same as it ever was.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, coxyhog said: Same as it ever was.... That’s a once in a lifetime thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 hour ago, forqalso said: That’s a once in a lifetime thing. Could have been worse, he could have started that journey from the top floor of a multi story car park 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, forqalso said: That’s a once in a lifetime thing. After the moneys gone ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said: After the moneys gone ... Same as it ever was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coxyhog Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay. Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied. "Diesel Fitter." Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained.... "Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour." "What skill?" Yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forqalso Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 hours ago, KhunDon said: Rule #8 Don’t use your lighter to see if a chemical barrel is empty. I saw a tech-rep for Fairbanks Morse diesel motors try to look in a dented barrel to see if it was empty. When he used his lighter to see better, it took the dent out of the barrel, along with a couple layers of skin off his face. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 I once watched a fitter use his lighter to see if a 24 volt battery needed some more distilled water. It blew up in his face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, KhunDon said: I once watched a fitter use his lighter to see if a 24 volt battery needed some more distilled water. It blew up in his face. Hydrogen and fire doesn't mix well. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, boydeste said: Hydrogen and fire doesn't mix well. LOL What was really amazing was he didn’t get a scratch, other than his pipe was blown out of his mouth and ended up in pieces. 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 minute ago, KhunDon said: What was really amazing was he didn’t get a scratch, other than his pipe was blown out of his mouth and ended up in pieces. 👌 Did you ask him for 6 numbers for the lottery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, boydeste said: Did you ask him for 6 numbers for the lottery? No lottery back 40 years ago😟 But I did ask him what the Pools winners were going to be on Saturday. 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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