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An old trucker sat down in a diner and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the wrinkled old gear jammer and asked, ‘Are you a real trucker?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life driving big rigs. I have delivered grain to breweries, I have carted machinery across the country, I have given rides at county fairs to lots of kids, and clocked up over 4 million miles, that's like to the moon and back 10 times so I guess I am a trucker – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young boy sat down on the other side of the old truck driver and asked, ‘Are you a real trucker?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian!'

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4 hours ago, Lirchenfeld said:

I used to be a fan at Windmill Agogo.

Now I am an aircon and hope to become a ventilation system one day.

Just don't become a punkah, you'll have someone tugging on you all day.

 

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