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On 12/18/2023 at 9:49 PM, galenkia said:

Got a request from my GP surgery asking me to go for a prostate cancer test.

Being over 50.

Hopefully it involves a sexy little nurse sticking her finger in my bunghole.

No it’s a PSA blood test now, so a needle is all you can expect stuck in you.  
 

Of course if you go private, I’m sure you can come to a financial agreement with a sexy nurse. 🤣

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6 hours ago, KhunDon said:

No it’s a PSA blood test now, so a needle is all you can expect stuck in you.  
 

Of course if you go private, I’m sure you can come to a financial agreement with a sexy nurse. 🤣

My last finger probe my doc (male, jewish guy) was conducted over 20 years ago. 

When he pulled out the finger there was a lovely blob of shit on it. lol

You should have seen the disgusted look on his face. 

He disposed of the glove and advised me that my prostate was fine. The exam was then concluded.

Since then....  PSA tests have replaced the typical finger test. However, as I understand... if they suspect some possible issues there is likely to be additional (more invasive) "probing".

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3 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

My last finger probe my doc (male, jewish guy) was conducted over 20 years ago. 

When he pulled out the finger there was a lovely blob of shit on it. lol

You should have seen the disgusted look on his face. 

He disposed of the glove and advised me that my prostate was fine. The exam was then concluded.

Since then....  PSA tests have replaced the typical finger test. However, as I understand... if they suspect some possible issues there is likely to be additional (more invasive) "probing".

They can measure the size of your prostrate with an ultrasound scan.

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4 minutes ago, boydeste said:

They can measure the size of your prostrate with an ultrasound scan.

 

Which measures the size. If they need some sort of sample I would reckon they would need to shove something up your arse. I just hope if it ever happens to me they don't clip the wrong thing.

 

My volume has been reduced significantly over the past few years. Every once in a while I am able to produce reasonable levels of love liquid for a good spray down. Yet, sadly, not nearly as often.

Truly, one of my favorite things in life.

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35 minutes ago, Glasseye said:

Love beans !

 

 

 

Fcuk me that movie kills me. All of Mel Brooks were good.

But,"Blazing Saddles" is a huge classic.

I always purchased "Brook" brand baked beans in Thailand because to me they tasted the same as Heinz but much cheaper.

I think they were an Australian import.

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Just now, Stillearly said:

 

Ah now i get it. I thought galenkia had let his guard down. The internet covers every generation, it's almost impossible to keep up with the cultural references.

I was talking to one of my kid about George Best a few days ago, of course he didn't have a clue. A few YouTube videos later and it blew his mind (mine too - stunning change of pace).

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1 hour ago, Stillearly said:

Still feeling crap 💩

body aching , runny nose and cough 🦠 although not as bad as yesterday 

was awake most of the night , then eventually got up at 12:30 

I know exactly how you've been feeling. My runny nose and sneezing has morphed into thick phlegm and a cough. The sleep disturbance is a large contributory factor to feeling lousy.🤧

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3 hours ago, Bazle said:

I know exactly how you've been feeling. My runny nose and sneezing has morphed into thick phlegm and a cough. The sleep disturbance is a large contributory factor to feeling lousy.🤧

I’m the same for two days now. 🤬

Fuckin phlegm is the worst and difficult to get it up to spit out  🥹

Had my Covid jab November 28th so don’t think it’s that. Wife and son fine. 😡
 

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