monkey_omelette Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Yesitisdakid said: He would have took any kind of tape I could understand why he wanted it it would have put me off too that's all I'm saying I have no idea what you are on about. 🙃😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesitisdakid Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I have no idea what you are on about. [emoji854][emoji53]For Whom the Bell TollsMaybe that will jog your memory :-) :-)Sent from my LG-H990 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyajn Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 On 3/28/2020 at 3:39 AM, Jambo said: My personal favourite Larry moment. He and I were sitting with I think a newbie who was asking questions and Larry was talking about the girls in Secrets and one in particular. Larry suddenly says to the guy "Yeah, I could have eaten the peanuts from her shit." I pissed myself laughing as much as anything because of the look on this guys face coming to terms with that concept. 🤣 My newbie trip Larry said the exact same thing to me, I knew I was gonna enjoy myself!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteregg Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Isn't it time for those "in the know" to seriously consider writing a book ? I for one would pay in advance for a copy or two. Obviously, the names of the participants might need to be changed to minimize embarrassment.I was once approached by Nuts magazine in the UK to do an interview for “best job in the world” article but i didn’t want the attention. Most of what goes on in the gogos is illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteregg Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 True story. My wife Sai used to work with me in the Office. One day she happened to look at the cctv and points to the screen of Reception and excitedly almost shouts out "Isn't that...............?" It is the view of a very well known Bar/GoGo owner/Manager checking out with a ladyboy whose Thai wife happened to be a friend of Sai's but fortunately not a close friend. I opened the door between the office and Reception and said "Morning ........" " I'm not here!" "No, of course your not." "thanks mate." "No problem." "Sai, ...............'s not here!" "Oh shit." [emoji1787]I know who it was and can i just point out it wasn’t me. But I did work for him...... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteregg Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 RIP Secrets Hotel and bar. Great times there. I’ve never really been a raconteur so I can’t recall any funny stories but will take many happy memories from there. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey_omelette Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 22 minutes ago, misteregg said: I know who it was and can i just point out it wasn’t me. But I did work for him...... Me too. 🤫 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, monkey_omelette said: Me too. 🤫 I think quite a few of us do mate. A great clue from Phil though! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 15 hours ago, Jambo said: Well that is it - Hotel closed certainly for good as 'Secrets." One last piece of nostalgia that regular customers of the Bar will remember kicked off the good times each night. 😀 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezza Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 2:48 PM, Proffesor said: Isn't it time for those "in the know" to seriously consider writing a book ? I for one would pay in advance for a copy or two. Obviously, the names of the participants might need to be changed to minimize embarrassment. it can be called secrets lies and videotapes!!! please start from the beginning before the bar had even opened and ben used a fake id on pattaya talk to poach the members and it only got worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jezza said: it can be called secrets lies and videotapes!!! please start from the beginning before the bar had even opened and ben used a fake id on pattaya talk to poach the members and it only got worse I'd call it Secret's secrets and videotapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy dee Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 and then there was pooh. ( i never did her but...) with mick jagger lips you coulda licked and stuck her on a windscreen. a tongue the length of a bar towel and a penchant for 3 customers a day. she either minted it or died trying 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jambo Posted April 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2020 This is a good one about the Villa. I am at home one Sunday afternoon when Sai hands me her phone and tells me "It is for you." I say Hi, glare at a laughing Sai as I recognise the voice as the Thai woman who lives next door to the Villa. She complains regularly and immediately hits me with a tirade of abuse about "The Noise" coming from the garden area. I assume the guests are playing music a bit ( or lot) too loud. Ten or more times I tell her that I will immediately telephone "Lani" (the Housekeeper) and ask her to tell the guests to turn the music down. In the end I have to virtually put the phone down on her to just get rid of her. For you that do not know Lani, she is a Philippino lady aged around 50 or so and the Villa guests as a whole loved her. Anyway, I phone her and as soon as she hears my voice she says "I know why you are phoning. The next door neighbour is complaining about the noise again." "Yes, Lani. Can you please pop along and ask them to turn the music down please." " No khun Dan, there is no music." "No music?" says I "No khun Dan. They are just fucking in the pool and it is not really that noisy." "Oh, right Lani. Don't bother to disturb them then." "Bye khun Dan" "Bye Lani." 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freee!! Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 You should have turned the tables on her by calling her at random times and tell you received complaints about her from the villa. And those complaints wouldn't have needed to be limited to noise, peeking is also a nice one 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey_omelette Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, tommy dee said: and then there was pooh. ( i never did her but...) with mick jagger lips you coulda licked and stuck her on a windscreen. a tongue the length of a bar towel and a penchant for 3 customers a day. she either minted it or died trying Ahhhh yes, Poo. ( not my pic). Now living in Iran. Edited April 1, 2020 by monkey_omelette 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesitisdakid Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 hours ago, monkey_omelette said: Ahhhh yes, Poo. ( not my pic). Now living in Iran. She started to get weird good friend took her and middle of the night she started talking to the walls freaked him out. Once a customer took her up stairs and when they came back down he was telling me great girl ! I told him glad all was well. She came over and told the guy show larry. He then showed me a video of their encounter. She was proud of her handy work ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Cobra Gold was great for Secrets Bar when Larry used to organise all the notices outside welcoming the US servicemen. We are packed one lunchtime/afternoon with, if my memory serves me correctly, very young marines. I am hosting a table of 6 or so who were a credit to the US military being well behaved and exceedingly polite to the girls who were, quite naturally, all over them. But they were PISSED enjoying themselves drinking bottles of beer for the USA ! 😀 On behalf of Secrets, I tell them this round is complimentary just to tell the service girl what you would like. One of them asks me what I am drinking and I tell him bacardi & coke. He asks may he have one as he has never tried one before. Of course says I and he is soon sipping his first ever B&C. Two sips and he knocks the rest back and goes back to ogling the girl dancing on the adjacent stage. He then turns round, picks up my B&C and promptly demolishes that! Mai pen Rai, he is just pissed and exceedingly happy. Shortly afterwards he gets up and heads unsteadily towards the toilets much to the amusement of his mates. He goes into the toilets and there is a loud crash as he goes straight through the glass door. We all rush to see how hurt he is but he is feeling no pain and is remarkable undamaged, unlike the door. Back he comes, insists on paying for the damage and has another beer! They make'm tough in the marines. 🤣 3 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesitisdakid Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) I remember one of the larger daytime hostesses drew the eye of four different military guys during Cobra gold one afternoon. She took them one at a time upstairs four in a row they were happy she was happy and she didn't even go home when they left she stayed and finished the day a real trooper Edited April 2, 2020 by Yesitisdakid 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinoydave Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 More stories please @Yesitisdakid @Jambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yesitisdakid Posted April 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2020 I used to have a lot of fun with the girls as well. When they would come up and tell me Larry find me a customer find me a customer when I was successful I would introduce the girls to a friend or a customer that I knew well. As the evening progressed and they were getting on well when the bar fine was paid just before the girl left with the customer I'd call her over and say honey have a good night. And I don't want to get you all nervous or anything but my friend well he's been in prison for five years he just got out yesterday. The look on the girl's face was priceless. Whoever said you can't be friends with the staff is full of shit like a Christmas goose.Sent from my LG-H990 using Tapatalk 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Yesitisdakid said: I remember one of the larger daytime hostesses drew the eye of four different military guys during Cobra gold one afternoon. She took them one at a time upstairs four in a row they were happy she was happy and she didn't even go home when they left she stayed and finished the day a real trooper All true ... .... I remember me and Robbie (RIP) one afternoon started laying bets on how long they would last upstairs. Few other BMs joined in 100 Baht each ...scrap of paper handed to Bee for safe keeping ....... seem to remember shortest was 11 minutes from going through the door to back down and joining his buddies in the corner. Takes a good few minutes to climb those stairs so go figure ........ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 4/2/2020 at 9:28 AM, Yesitisdakid said: I remember one of the larger daytime hostesses drew the eye of four different military guys during Cobra gold one afternoon. She took them one at a time upstairs four in a row they were happy she was happy and she didn't even go home when they left she stayed and finished the day a real trooper It was not just Cobra Gold that brought in the military. We took a booking at very short notice for an Australian warship when the Irish Bar in Walking Street went tits up. We agreed to pull in all the evening staff and girls for them all arriving about 11.00am. They had to guarantee 50K spend in the Bar plus the cost of buffet food. When they started arriving I was surprised that some of the military off the ship were female. The "Chief" was a real nice guy and handed over the 50K and we gave coloured bands for them to wear on their wrists to order drinks. I was a little embarrassed to go up to him after what seemed like not a great deal of time and say the kitty was running low. "No problem mate. Here is anothe 50K to be going on with. Let me know when you need a top up" 😀 We did not normally offer short time rooms any longer ............ we did then and I think it was 30 (or 45 ?) minutes a time. It turned out to be an absolute great day but they had to all leave early evening when the Chief thanked me for the hospitality and gave me 20K baht as a tip for the bar and service staff. I left it in an envelope in the safe with a separate note for Ben telling him that there was 20K in the safe left as a tip for the bar and service staff for him to distribute. Next time I opened the safe the envelope was gone. What happened to the contents is unclear. 😑 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skalliwag Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Just now, Jambo said: It was not just Cobra Gold that brought in the military. We took a booking at very short notice for an Australian warship when the Irish Bar in Walking Street went tits up. We agreed to pull in all the evening staff and girls for them all arriving about 11.00am. They had to guarantee 50K spend in the Bar plus the cost of buffet food. When they started arriving I was surprised that some of the military off the ship were female. The "Chief" was a real nice guy and handed over the 50K and we gave coloured bands for them to wear on their wrists to order drinks. I was a little embarrassed to go up to him after what seemed like not a great deal of time and say the kitty was running low. "No problem mate. Here is anothe 50K to be going on with. Let me know when you need a top up" 😀 We did not normally offer short time rooms any longer ............ we did then and I think it was 30 (or 45 ?) minutes a time. It turned out to be an absolute great day but they had to all leave early evening when the Chief thanked me for the hospitality and gave me 20K baht as a tip for the bar and service staff. I left it in an envelope in the safe with a separate note for Ben telling him that there was 20K in the safe left as a tip for the bar and service staff for him to distribute. Next time I opened the safe the envelope was gone. What happened to the contents is unclear. 😑 Irish bar? Molly Malone’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesitisdakid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, Jambo said: It was not just Cobra Gold that brought in the military. We took a booking at very short notice for an Australian warship when the Irish Bar in Walking Street went tits up. We agreed to pull in all the evening staff and girls for them all arriving about 11.00am. They had to guarantee 50K spend in the Bar plus the cost of buffet food. When they started arriving I was surprised that some of the military off the ship were female. The "Chief" was a real nice guy and handed over the 50K and we gave coloured bands for them to wear on their wrists to order drinks. I was a little embarrassed to go up to him after what seemed like not a great deal of time and say the kitty was running low. "No problem mate. Here is anothe 50K to be going on with. Let me know when you need a top up" 😀 We did not normally offer short time rooms any longer ............ we did then and I think it was 30 (or 45 ?) minutes a time. It turned out to be an absolute great day but they had to all leave early evening when the Chief thanked me for the hospitality and gave me 20K baht as a tip for the bar and service staff. I left it in an envelope in the safe with a separate note for Ben telling him that there was 20K in the safe left as a tip for the bar and service staff for him to distribute. Next time I opened the safe the envelope was gone. What happened to the contents is unclear. 😑 No doubt a simple misunderstanding 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Yesitisdakid said: No doubt a simple misunderstanding No doubt. So many simple misunderstandings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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