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KhunDon Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 (edited) I was taking my first flying lesson in a single engined Cessna aeroplane and the flying instructor was flying the plane and I was sat in the passenger seat, just trying to watch what he was doing. We were up at 6,000 feet when the instructor suddenly clutched his chest, keeled over in his seat and died! Luckily I’d watched him use the radio so I grabbed the microphone and called a Mayday. The local Air traffic control answered and asked me what was the problem. I said the pilot has died and I’ve never flown an aeroplane. He said are you sure the pilot is dead and I said I hope so, as I had to throw him out the door so I could sit in his seat. He asked me what is your heading and position? I said I’m holding onto the thing that steers the plane and we were flying upside down over Somerset at 6,000 feet ffs!. He asked me how I knew I was flying upside down. I replied, because the shit is trickling out my Collar. 😟 Edited June 8, 2022 by KhunDon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tko Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, KhunDon said: trickling out my Color. Collar? Edited June 8, 2022 by tko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, tko said: Collar? I could plead predictive text,😖but we all know I can't feckin spell, so let's leave it at that. I'm not looking for sympathy.🥰 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, KhunDon said: I could plead predictive text,😖but we all know I can't feckin spell, so let's leave it at that. I'm not looking for sympathy.🥰 No worries about spelling, as long as you know the difference betweeen colon and cologne 😜 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fygjam Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Perhaps working on the theory that if Americans use their guns to kill Americans then the Taliban might use the guns to kill the Taliban. I guess the only flaw in the plan is if America is the only country in the world where the citizens like to slaughter each other wholesale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tko Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Love the fake translations. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KhunDon Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 A dwarf was drinking in a bar, when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said 'I've always wanted to have sex with a little person' The dwarf replied I'm sorry, but I've had women say that before, then I go home with them and the husband or boyfriend finds out and I get beaten up.! It's ok, said the woman, my husband is working away until next week. So, against his better judgment he goes back with the woman. They start having amazing sex, when suddenly the front door opens. Shit, it's my husband! she said. Quick, hang out of the bedroom window and when he goes for a shower, you can climb in and get away! So the dwarf climbs out of the window and hangs on the ledge by his fingertips. The husband comes in the bedroom, says It's cold in here, slams the window shut and the dwarf plummets to the ground. The woman is distraught and calls an ambulance. A couple of days later she goes to visit the dwarf in hospital. How are you? she asked. Well, my fingers are broken, I've got two broken ankles, a dislocated hip and severe concussion, he said. Oh dear! she said. Still, it could have been worse ,much worse.! How do you figure that out ? said the dwarf. Well, she said, you're lucky that I live in a bungalow! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post karon steve Posted June 11, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 11, 2022 A woman is cheated on by her husband. She's devastated. She hears that there's a wise monk who lives up in a mountain. She decides to consult him. After a few days of travelling, she meets the wise monk. "I spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to taking care of him. And now he has left me for another woman. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks: "Was the cookie delicious?"Yes"- she answers. "Do you want another one?" "Sure". The monk looks her in the eye and says "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speaks. *"I guess human nature is greedy. You get one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever. Everything is finite. We should be aware of this and not be disappointed ".* The monk shakes his head. "No, I mean stop eating biscuits you fat c**t 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 My room mate is a scizofrenic. One day I couldn't resist the urge to try some of his medicine. An hour late I found out I was living alone. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KhunDon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 (edited) I went to the doctors on Friday for a checkup and he weighed me. He told me I’m going to give you some advice, stop eating anything fatty. I said “what, things like pies, chips, chocolate and pizzas”? No he said, stop eating anything, fatty! . Edited June 11, 2022 by KhunDon 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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