coxyhog Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Glasseye said: try to work out a routine when you are able to go when least crowded. The Gym has an app which tells you how many people are in there,either by number or percentage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 13 hours ago, Stillearly said: 555 or your Doctor who used to play in goal for his university football team .. hands like shovels ... 😜 That’s okay, my arsehole is like a wizards sleeve. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, coxyhog said: The Gym has an app which tells you how many people are in there,either by number or percentage. Another additional cost factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, galenkia said: That’s okay, my arsehole is like a wizards sleeve. 555555555555555 ! Never heard that one. Brill ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glasseye Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, lazarus said: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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maipenrai Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Off to the hospital for an ECG this afternoon, part of the application process for a prostate operation in Vancouver next year... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KhunDon Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 12/18/2023 at 9:49 PM, galenkia said: Got a request from my GP surgery asking me to go for a prostate cancer test. Being over 50. Hopefully it involves a sexy little nurse sticking her finger in my bunghole. No it’s a PSA blood test now, so a needle is all you can expect stuck in you. Of course if you go private, I’m sure you can come to a financial agreement with a sexy nurse. 🤣 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 6 hours ago, KhunDon said: No it’s a PSA blood test now, so a needle is all you can expect stuck in you. Of course if you go private, I’m sure you can come to a financial agreement with a sexy nurse. 🤣 My last finger probe my doc (male, jewish guy) was conducted over 20 years ago. When he pulled out the finger there was a lovely blob of shit on it. lol You should have seen the disgusted look on his face. He disposed of the glove and advised me that my prostate was fine. The exam was then concluded. Since then.... PSA tests have replaced the typical finger test. However, as I understand... if they suspect some possible issues there is likely to be additional (more invasive) "probing". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Glasseye said: My last finger probe my doc (male, jewish guy) was conducted over 20 years ago. When he pulled out the finger there was a lovely blob of shit on it. lol You should have seen the disgusted look on his face. He disposed of the glove and advised me that my prostate was fine. The exam was then concluded. Since then.... PSA tests have replaced the typical finger test. However, as I understand... if they suspect some possible issues there is likely to be additional (more invasive) "probing". They can measure the size of your prostrate with an ultrasound scan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, boydeste said: They can measure the size of your prostrate with an ultrasound scan. Which measures the size. If they need some sort of sample I would reckon they would need to shove something up your arse. I just hope if it ever happens to me they don't clip the wrong thing. My volume has been reduced significantly over the past few years. Every once in a while I am able to produce reasonable levels of love liquid for a good spray down. Yet, sadly, not nearly as often. Truly, one of my favorite things in life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted December 20, 2023 Author Share Posted December 20, 2023 16 hours ago, lazarus said: I like a nice Chianti with my fava beans and liver. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 (edited) Love beans ! Fcuk me that movie kills me. All of Mel Brooks were good. But,"Blazing Saddles" is a huge classic. Edited December 20, 2023 by Glasseye 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 35 minutes ago, Glasseye said: Love beans ! Fcuk me that movie kills me. All of Mel Brooks were good. But,"Blazing Saddles" is a huge classic. I always purchased "Brook" brand baked beans in Thailand because to me they tasted the same as Heinz but much cheaper. I think they were an Australian import. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambo Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, galenkia said: I like a nice Chianti with my fava beans and liver. Liver? Did i miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 58 minutes ago, Zambo said: Liver? Did i miss something? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambo Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Just now, Stillearly said: Ah now i get it. I thought galenkia had let his guard down. The internet covers every generation, it's almost impossible to keep up with the cultural references. I was talking to one of my kid about George Best a few days ago, of course he didn't have a clue. A few YouTube videos later and it blew his mind (mine too - stunning change of pace). 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted December 20, 2023 Author Share Posted December 20, 2023 Just back from a one hour session on the treadmill. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Still feeling crap 💩 body aching , runny nose and cough 🦠 although not as bad as yesterday was awake most of the night , then eventually got up at 12:30 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazle Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Stillearly said: Still feeling crap 💩 body aching , runny nose and cough 🦠 although not as bad as yesterday was awake most of the night , then eventually got up at 12:30 I know exactly how you've been feeling. My runny nose and sneezing has morphed into thick phlegm and a cough. The sleep disturbance is a large contributory factor to feeling lousy.🤧 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 On 12/19/2023 at 11:23 AM, Glasseye said: Another additional cost factor. Not sure what you meant by that,but it still costs £20.99pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Bazle said: I know exactly how you've been feeling. My runny nose and sneezing has morphed into thick phlegm and a cough. The sleep disturbance is a large contributory factor to feeling lousy.🤧 I’m the same for two days now. 🤬 Fuckin phlegm is the worst and difficult to get it up to spit out 🥹 Had my Covid jab November 28th so don’t think it’s that. Wife and son fine. 😡 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, KhunDon said: Had my Covid jab November 28th... Had mine a couple of days ago. Felt 'punk' the day after. Fine today. Good to go for another year. . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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