fygjam Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, Derek Dangleberries said: And the winner is ..... Mr Big Carrot!!!!! They have just been delivered and I have 4 packs in my freezer !!! I have instructed the Soi dogs to rip the goolies off any farang walking within 50m of my luxury mansion here !! To follow up on this morning's walk.. - My package has arrived in my PO BOX. - Villa market had fresh parsnips but I doubt they have had 2 hard frosts enough to make them sweet. Perhaps @thegrogmonster can say whether very hard frosts occur in veggie growing areas of Oz? No frozen parsnips available but 19 Crimes Hard Chard was !!! - Tops in Centrun had neither fresh nor frozen - Fever (FEVER!) had run out of pretty much all frozen veggie. - Highlight of this morning's walk was spotting @forcebwithu stocking up on carbs and fart power opposite The Castle......... Information for those interested in parsnips for Thanksgiving and Chrimbletide :- https://expatfoodsthailand.com/shop/frozen-food/cream-of-the-crop-honey-glazed-parsnips-600g/ If you asked your girlfriend to look at the parsnips would they be Honey Gazed Parsnips? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Pumpuynarak said: ''What are you doing RIGHT now ? '' I would think its pretty damn obvious, well for me it is 🤣🤣🤣 Answers on a postcard...... Well you could be getting a BJ whilst playing with ya phone! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Filling my van up for the long journey home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpuynarak Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, boydeste said: Well you could be getting a BJ whilst playing with ya phone! Thats wifey's pastime while i'm performing oral on her but she still comes lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 4 hours ago, boydeste said: Filling my van up for the long journey home. Should save a bit on gas for the return. Less weight without any brown sauce. Don't forget to stop at the market before arriving at the homestead. You'll be jonesing tomorrow if you forget (unless you have one stashed under the sink for emergency purposes). 5555555555555 ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 hours ago, boydeste said: Filling my van up for the long journey home. Have you ever had an illegal immigrant try to jump aboard? Or doesn't that happen when you use the tunnel??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post galenkia Posted September 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2023 Out shopping . My sister Jan has been emptying her bank accounts so I don’t have to pay inheritance tax, She gave me almost £70k on Tuesday in cash. So thought I’d treat myself. 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, galenkia said: Out shopping . My sister Jan has been emptying her bank accounts so I don’t have to pay inheritance tax, She gave me almost £70k on Tuesday in cash. So thought I’d treat myself. Not 100% sure , but i don't think you would have to pay tax on anything under £325,000 Edited September 23, 2023 by Stillearly 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Stillearly said: Not 100% sure , but i don't think you would have to pay tax on anything under £325,000 Jan’s flat is. Council so I don’t have any property to deal with. She just wanted to give me her savings in cash. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, galenkia said: Jan’s flat is. Council so I don’t have any property to deal with. She just wanted to give me her savings in cash. And you bought 4 canoes with it !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I've just tried a mix of Thapthim (Pomegranate) and Peach (Peach) which I sucked off recently. Neither have nutrients but are too powerful to drink by themselves so I have "watered them down" using Siam Sato... If I have many more sips expect some bizarre posts on the footie threads !! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: Have you ever had an illegal immigrant try to jump aboard? Or doesn't that happen when you use the tunnel??? The back of the van is locked whilst I am driving, but good luck to them if they think they can squeeze in! The main problem is at the ferry port where there was a huge camp outside full of them trying to get across any way they could. 1 1 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWA Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, boydeste said: The back of the van is locked whilst I am driving, but good luck to them if they think they can squeeze in! Have customs ever made you empty it looking for contraband? I can't imagine that would be fun. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Glasseye said: Should save a bit on gas for the return. Less weight without any brown sauce. Don't forget to stop at the market before arriving at the homestead. You'll be jonesing tomorrow if you forget (unless you have one stashed under the sink for emergency purposes). 5555555555555 ! Quite a bit lighter, 3 weeks worth of bait, water and food, not to mention the sauce, mayo and cooking oil. I am bringing a bottle of plonk and a nice bottle of red back. Sadly, I missed out on duty free because they called us earlier than normal as customs were very slow. Now the train has been delayed and still waiting for it to get going. 🙃 Ah we just started moving. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Just now, KWA said: Have customs ever made you empty it looking for contraband? I can't imagine that would be fun. Not yet, they have looked in the back before and just now the police asked me what I was carrying. He wasn't interested when I said fishing tackle. Probably dug through smelly nets and gear in the past. On an earlier trip I was sent to the big hut for a search, but drove by it without anyone stopping me, so I kept going. Lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richy65 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, boydeste said: The back of the van is locked whilst I am driving, but good luck to them if they think they can squeeze in! The main problem is at the ferry port where there was a huge camp outside full of them trying to get across any way they could. Plenty of boilies left for the next session 🎣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, richy65 said: Plenty of boilies left for the next session 🎣 I got 80kgs in the freezer and another 50kgs of preserve at home, so we'll stocked up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Changing my 7.5 tog duvet to a 13.5 .... Winter is coming ... 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Home and showered up. Very tired after 9 plus hours driving. Delighted to find I had bought a pack of Abbott ale before I left, so it's feet up, enjoy a few beers catching up on some recorded TV before I fall asleep in the chair. 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Multitasking ... 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richy65 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Drinking beer and eating pork pie, bed soon then a long birthday run in the morning 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcebwithu Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 20 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: ... - Highlight of this morning's walk was spotting @forcebwithu stocking up on carbs and fart power opposite The Castle......... Information for those interested in parsnips for Thanksgiving and Chrimbletide :- https://expatfoodsthailand.com/shop/frozen-food/cream-of-the-crop-honey-glazed-parsnips-600g/ Now recovering from the hash run yesterday, which you saw us meeting for. It was an epic day of running and drinking. We ended at Spermy's Lake, which we named after one of our long time hashers who first used the area for a run. The map link has photos from a couple of hash runs that have ended there, including yesterday's run. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 9 hours ago, richy65 said: Drinking beer and eating pork pie, bed soon then a long birthday run in the morning Happy Birthday for tomorrow !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 Lotus now have portobello mushrooms in stock .. I have ordered 2 packs for tomorrow delivery ... Can't bloody wait..........The last lot from 1 to 2 months ago were effing tasty !!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 15 hours ago, boydeste said: Quite a bit lighter, 3 weeks worth of bait, water and food, not to mention the sauce, mayo and cooking oil. I am bringing a bottle of plonk and a nice bottle of red back. Sadly, I missed out on duty free because they called us earlier than normal as customs were very slow. Now the train has been delayed and still waiting for it to get going. 🙃 Ah we just started moving. Choo Choo ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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