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Lieing on a sunbed on Tien beach,Koh Larn.perspiring profusely 😆

At 4am this morning the last of our Songkran houseguests left.. Hoooray !!! Initially we had M'lady's son, wife and grandson staying. We had a great time together! BBQs, beer, guitar twanging and singing at night. Brilliant! But they left and "The Whiteadders" moved in !! It was one of M'lady's many sisters with her bunch of fucking self righteous freaks!! Lady Whiteadder spent most of the day at their Mum's house across the road but her husband and three kids barricaded themselves into their rooms with the Aircon on full. They only came out when they could smell food!! Things got to me on Tuesday though. M'lady got up at 4am to cook food to take to the temple as the family representative, then returned to cook food for everybody else for showering her Mum. I get on well with her family and was happy to spend time there. Unfortunately later on tiredness and too many Leos put M'lady in a drunken coma....... That was when The Whiteadders started complaining that they were hungry but I refused to wake up M'lady (not that I could!) and asked them what they wanted to eat. I got everything out for them to cook for themselves. They looked at me as if I belonged in a Victorian Mental Institution! They cooked themselves Mama noodles instead..f**k em! Last night Lady Whiteadder started bollocking M'lady for drinking too much the night before.... That is when I reacted and put her straight ... and that is why they left this morning rather than stay over the weekend as planned!! Unfortunately I didn't have a turnip shaped like a willy to feed them with !!!

Ready for breakfast on a bright and cheerful day in Manila

Wee walk up both sides of hin lek fai this morning and some beasts i encountered,bailed at 9,30 as just getting to hot,least the drone is still working,tho can't see me using it much this trip

First breakfast of this trip back at my favourite spot,Cafe Pitini. 2rounds of cheese on toast,3 rashers of back bacon and baked beans.

Tried something different today made some potato pancakes sour cream and those sausages are called cheese grillers they come to a package they're about 140 baht from FoodLand they're excellent natural casing that's got a nice snap to it and a lot of cheese they don't put a little bit in and try to get away with it it was loaded with cheese end-to-end

Never did any of the places in Pattaya, but this place my buddy Jim and I did a few times when in Bangkok. Just lay back in the leather chair and let the fun begin.

Picadinho

Wifey got the dosh this morning,decent rate & no fees.

Sweet and sour chicken in one of my favourite places in Bkk. Blueberry shake to wash it down.

I had another "Well that was a surprise..." yesterday. About three months ago my longtime Thai neighbor, Dtaa, moved out her house next door to ours so she could rent it out to a group of Vietnamese guys. Other than talking loudly during the day they hadn't been bad neighbors. Well yesterday my lady tells me to come quickly and look what's happening next door. So we go into our 2nd floor master bedroom and look out the window that overlooks the driveway next door. She tells me the guys are breaking their one year lease and moving out early. Because Dtaa was keeping their deposit they decided as compensation they'd try to take her new refrigerator with with them and were in the process of loading it on the back of the truck. My lady had called Dtaa to report what was happening and she and her adult son arrived before they could leave. After much back and forth conversation we see them unloading the refrigerator, but the surprise was what came next. I then see them loading up a piece of junk old refrigerator. Turns out what they were trying to do is swap their piece of junk old one for her new refrigerator, as if she wouldn't notice the switch. Just when you think you've seen it all, a new surprise smacks you in the face.

Grilled Gai from a vendor, and some buttered up pumkin/rice noodles. *** Had a nice salad also. Dog damn, it was good.

Last main meal in Bkk, not what you might of expected, but I was hungry and really fancied a lasagne in the Sportsman.

Packing!

I can see you opted for the VIP room😊

Always liked seeing Glitterman, one of the great Pattaya characters.

Had no idea Coxy was really Nigel Farage! Love this forum ...

Stoll plenty of odd ones if you know where to look.

I still remember the bar in Jomtien years ago where the girls would play naked, for a tip. Unfortunately you would then likely tip them to get dressed again!!

After dropping ting tong at work decided to hit the beach and go for a swim,once I get pcx tomorrow hopefully, the routine of dropping her at work will change. A red flag was bobbing around in the water not far from where I was swimming,no idea why,maybe some rocks just underneath the surface,but been many times in this area its never been there before tit. Some pics taken around 8,30am.

I did use a recipe I found on the net, the video is below: It can be a little salty so best to lessen the amount of Soy sauce or just use more light soy sauce than dark, better still, use a reduced salt variety. I did add a little bit more Hoisin sauce than quoted and a little less soy sauce. I used chicken thigh but you can use breast, I also cut my thigh a little smaller than in the video. I did use cornflower and good quality hoisin sauce. Maybe play around a bit to find your perfect combination as my first one was quite salty from the video but still delicious. I used to have this often at a Thai kitchen in front of the Terminal Condo on Soi 88 in Hua Hin; sadly the kitchen closed down and I have never been able to find out where they relocated to or if they stayed in business.

FA Cup Saturday was brilliant as a kid, would start about 8.00 and continue until the 3.00 kick off and a few hours after. Now it’s meaningless to a lot of clubs.

Shame it didn't have Trouble is a Friend by Lenka on it ....

For the smaller teams getting a draw away at a big club then having a money spinning replay was always part of the glamour of the cup.

Always remember listening to Talksport radio and the amount of people calling asking for Arsene Wenger to be sacked was madness.

The definition of eccentric is "unconventional and slightly strange." Is that not how the general public as a whole view (at the very least) all expats? 😄 As for solo regular male visitors to Thailand? They think we are all having sex with Thai females half our age. I wish 🤣

This has been renamed to the wood bar they've even got a sign out front advertising blowjobs at 800

A new boost juice bar opened in market village,trying the gym junkie,fine and refreshing,125bht.

They are slacking off....They forgot the blood,pee,and sperm sample...

First once since I've been home. Blooming good, even if my mouth is saying possibly too much paste...

Just suffered minor burning on left hand from an exploding toasted cheese sandwich....

Sushi shop at soi 51.

The Pump Station as well I remember when it was 340 to get a blowjob at the bar upstairs

I like the 100% no V.D. in the bottom RH corner

One of the more colorful characters often see on the Soi's of Pattaya in the past....

Sounds like you are referring to the infamous Black Pearl. Alas no, it closed a few years ago Steve.

Nightcrawler told us in the mods room that refused to return his crotchless lederhosen To be quite frank I wouldn't want them after you too perverts had had your way

Spaghetti with Potatoes? That would be illegal in Italy.

Villa win on penalties .... no idea who the TNT commentator was ... but he's a complete prick

Half???

Yep I went in there a couple of times but from what I remember it was best to have the act done under the bar whilst watching the porn movies cos the girls were pig ugly. My mates bar The Pleasuredome was a couple of doors down on Soi Post Office.

I did, but it wasn't a massage. Had a good time at King's Club last night.