thumper63 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, fygjam said: A sink with a bum gun. That's novel. Hahaha... so that brings up an old debate between UKguy and myself. He used to loved to tell me how much he loved bum guns. And went into great detail asto the pleasures of a powerful stream of warm water over the abrasive qualities of TP against his tender sphincter. Ofcourse this conversation usually started around his 23rd bottle of beer... He was always going to install one in his home in Luton but could never find one at his local hardware store. I told him to look in the kitchen faucet section and he said No! It's in the toilet section. So the the debate was.... which came first, the kitchen sink dish sprayer.... or the bum gun They are both exactly the same. They just hang out in different locations. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Bum guns save UKGuy when he got into a dispute with a packet of dry roasted peanuts after his 24th bottle of beer late one night. A look of pure lust would cross his face when you talked about the joys of Thai plumbing ............ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtong2k Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, nampla69 said: Bum guns save UKGuy when he got into a dispute with a packet of dry roasted peanuts after his 24th bottle of beer late one night. A look of pure lust would cross his face when you talked about the joys of Thai plumbing ............ I thought I was the only person who had that problem after being on the lash and having peanuts to eat...the worst ones are the honey roast flavoured combo with beer....ok maybe too much information...but sharing is caring unless you are a virus 🦠 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegrogmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 20 hours ago, thegrogmonster said: My at home lockdown bar opened at 10am so I am on my second beer of the day. Bottleshops (off licences) don't open here on Good Friday so had to go and buy another 2 cartons of 30 pack cans of beer. Waiting another 2 and half hours until my home bar opens at 10am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 13 minutes ago, thegrogmonster said: Waiting another 2 and half hours until my home bar opens at 10am. Change the opening hours ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegrogmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Thai Spice said: Change the opening hours ? Thanks but with the amount of time being spent at home I need some controls put in place. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumper63 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 52 minutes ago, tingtong2k said: I thought I was the only person who had that problem after being on the lash and having peanuts to eat...the worst ones are the honey roast flavoured combo with beer....ok maybe too much information...but sharing is caring unless you are a virus 🦠 Yes but Brian, after a blackout night on the piss actually found a peanut in his bum. He says he has no idea how it got there. Although he and Rocktaff had started out the night down on Boys Town???? The bad part is he never did find the remote to the tv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegrogmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, thumper63 said: Yes but Brian, after a blackout night on the piss actually found a peanut in his bum. He says he has no idea how it got there. Although he and Rocktaff had started out the night down on Boys Town???? The bad part is he never did find the remote to the tv. Do you keep in contact with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, thegrogmonster said: Thanks but with the amount of time being spent at home I need some controls put in place. Same, always tried to stick to the 10.00 am limit. Except on Sunday mornings, and some "colonial breakfast" days 🥂🥂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegrogmonster Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Need to get outside the house so have set up today’s outdoor bar. Having a carpark party for one but at least it feels like I have gone away.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesitisdakid Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Coffee and planning out my very busy day :-)Sent from my LG-H990 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumper63 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, thegrogmonster said: Do you keep in contact with him? Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelers4Life Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) Playing my guitar atm. Been playing more than ever now. Edited April 10, 2020 by Steelers4Life 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Steelers4Life said: Playing my guitar atm. Being playing more than ever now. I wonder if a flood of new solo artists will burst onto the music scene post virus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampla69 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 6 hours ago, thegrogmonster said: Need to get outside the house so have set up today’s outdoor bar. Having a carpark party for one but at least it feels like I have gone away. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Where's the dartboard? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 4 hours ago, fygjam said: I wonder if a flood of new solo artists will burst onto the music scene post virus. Probably be a flood of new babies end of the year, with the old 'too tired for sex' excuse not gonna work 😀 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Just got back from food shopping at M&S. Was surprisingly busy. Always been quiet when I have been before. Got enough food to last until next weekend. A lot of people think M&S is expensive but it was only £41. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fygjam Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Steelers4Life said: Playing my guitar atm. Been playing more than ever now. Not the only one. They might end up as good as you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yessongs Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Damn....that sounded pretty good, too bad Fogerty and the rest of Creedence could not stay together longer. Back in High School, those guys played some great music. Another great band from the area I lived. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Trying to bite my tongue with the resident conspiracy freak, but it's hard! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 😭😭😭 My regular beach cantine is closed...Opens at.2.00 pm So I am enjoying a beer somewhere nearby in one of the very few places open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 11.00 am Apéritif time ! Whats more healthy than a Jim Beam coke, watching the sea and breathing fresh air ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
code_slayer_bkk Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 43 minutes ago, Thai Spice said: 😭😭😭 My regular beach cantine is closed...Opens at.2.00 pm So I am enjoying a beer somewhere nearby in one of the very few places open. Bro -- at least you have the sea nearby .... that does wonders for the soul ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Spice Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, code_slayer_bkk said: Bro -- at least you have the sea nearby .... that does wonders for the soul ! Exactly Bro... Nothing better than this. Well, yes, being ON the sea. But in those times when people barely dare to leave their kitchen, try find one to go on a boat with a few cases of beer.... Yeah, yeah, I know one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelers4Life Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 On a night walk on the wooded trial at 2am. Hoping to see some Bobcats. :) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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