Nightcrawler Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Whilst shopping in Tesco, just to keep myself amused, I asked 4 different store assistants where I could find the baby cheeses 😁 Only one got the joke, the rest directed me to the dairy section 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post karon steve Posted December 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 25, 2022 A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield. 'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass? he asked the tattooist. So it was done. On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson. 'Oh, good Lord!' the gay man exclaims, 'I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?' So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well come on then, drop your trousers and give me a look.' So he quickly drops his pants and bares his arse. His boyfriend gasps and replies, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two." 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post KhunDon Posted December 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2022 (edited) An Air Force pilot finally regained consciousness after a crash landing. He was in a hospital in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was an Air Force pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, being precise with each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow, he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits then?" Edited December 27, 2022 by KhunDon 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KhunDon Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Had 2 of those Ford Xr3i They called them the Ford Clitoris, because every c**t had one, me included. 🤣 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 3 hours ago, KhunDon said: Had 2 of those Ford Xr3i They called them the Ford Clitoris, because every c**t had one, me included. 🤣 Was a popular car in Montreal, think they came out with a ZX2 version with a little more HP, then eventually it gave way to the Focus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aqualung Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Funny in a way... But!!!! VID-20221228-WA0000.mp4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDon Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 It's the day after Christmas. Johnny is playing with the train set he got from Santa. Mother's cooking dinner in the kitchen and dad is at work. Suddenly mom hears what Johnny's saying: - 'Ding ding, vroar, all aboard for the train to Peterborough. .Everybody for Peterborough get the f**k on. Everybody to stay in London get the f**k off' Whoa, mom thinks, that can't be right... - 'Ding ding, vroar, all aboard for the train to York. Everybody for York get the f**k on. Everybody to stay in Peterborough get the f**k off' Mom storms into the living room. 'Johnny!!! I just happened to hear that. Now you stop playing young man. Go to your room imemdiately. I will not tolerate you using such foul language. It's a disgrace! We didn't raise you like that. No up to your room and don't come down for an hour.' After 1 hour and 15 minutes Johnny comes down hesitantly. He goes back to the living room. - 'Ding ding, vroar, all aboard for the train to Edinburgh,. Everyone for Edinburgh please get on. Everyon to stay in Dunbar please get off...'. Mom is pleased, and Johnny continues '... and if you're wondering about the 1 hour and fifteen minutes delay, it's because of the c**t in the kitchen!' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiFlyer Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 A recent Doonesbury series of strips parodying college sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forqalso Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: Which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In the Barn Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: In the Barn Interviewer: Your cows look healthy...What do you feed them? Farmer: Which one..black one or the white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: And the white one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: (Annoyed) Why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same?? Farmer: Because the black one is mine Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: It's also mine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChiFlyer Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 John Oliver - dirty talking Swedish garbage cans and Demon Dolls https://www.google.com/search?q=john+oliver+trash&ei=ZhC1Y5LEGJGjz7sPjqS_6Ag&ved=0ahUKEwiSj_qLma38AhWR0XMBHQ7SD40Q4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=john+oliver+trash&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBQgAEIYDMgUIABCGAzoKCAAQRxDWBBCwAzoHCC4QsAMQQzoHCAAQsAMQQzoECAAQQzoICAAQsQMQgwE6CAguELEDEIMBOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToICC4QgAQQsQM6BAguEEM6DQguEMcBENEDENQCEEM6CgguELEDEIMBEEM6CggAELEDEIMBEEM6CgguELEDENQCEEM6BwguELEDEEM6BwguENQCEEM6BQguEIAEOggILhCABBDUAjoFCAAQkQI6CAguENQCEJECSgQIQRgASgQIRhgAUKYFWOgrYLszaAFwAXgAgAF5iAH2DJIBBDExLjaYAQCgAQHIAQrAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:626b85a8,vid:bKGDKy3JMNw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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