coxyhog Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, galenkia said: Looking at booking a flight to the Wild Beaver bar so I can wear my cowboy boots and line dance without you cunts taking the piss out of me. 😀 Our supposed to be striker Andre Gray just got married to one of this lot(think it's 3rd from left)....he certainly scores better with women.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Just now, Stillearly said: I could never remember which Mod from Ssh liked a walk on the wild side .... always thought it was that a Moonfly chap , but it's becoming clear ... 😉😉 It was MO but I am in training. A few more pints and I will be buying a pair of line dancing boots. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Stillearly said: Will have the make the writing smaller to fit Krapow in there .... 😉 Yes, I also made sure the cake was vegan and gluton free, the unicorn was non binary with a preferred pronoun of they, and a history of fighting injustice, racism and fighting for LGBT Rights. Can't be too careful these days ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegrogmonster Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 I’ve vacuumed, mopped, scrubbed the chairs and been to the markets. Been up since 3am.The missus turns 50 tomorrow and is having a few friends around. Luckily (sadly) I am working away this week.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumper63 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 The GF says to me that these 3 trees/bushes have grown so much that they are blocking the view Not a problem I say. Out comes the clippers and the chain saw and it was " off with their heads " Just need to do some cleaning up around the ears and itll be all better. There's nothing to make ya feel more like a real man than to fire up the chainsaw and attack a living thing 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, thumper63 said: The GF says to me that these 3 trees/bushes have grown so much that they are blocking the view Not a problem I say. Out comes the clippers and the chain saw and it was " off with their heads " Just need to do some cleaning up around the ears and itll be all better. There's nothing to make ya feel more like a real man than to fire up the chainsaw and attack a living thing Is that the first time GF has asked for help trimming a bush ...... ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Watching Animal House 😇 😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Watching xfactor clips from the past. I must be pissed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, boydeste said: Watching xfactor clips from the past. I must be pissed. You ever think of AA? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Krapow said: You ever think of AA? They used to privide good directions when I needed them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, boydeste said: They used to privide good directions when I needed them. It's in the sand ..... 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stillearly said: It's in the sand ..... 😉 That reminds me I need to get back on the golf course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the terrible Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 2 hours ago, thumper63 said: The GF says to me that these 3 trees/bushes have grown so much that they are blocking the view Not a problem I say. Out comes the clippers and the chain saw and it was " off with their heads " Just need to do some cleaning up around the ears and itll be all better. There's nothing to make ya feel more like a real man than to fire up the chainsaw and attack a living thing f**k..that is so beautiful...can i see the bush lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 18 hours ago, Nightcrawler said: Black coffee?😄 Black coffee matters, don't want that white shit milk in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washedup Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Feeding the cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 7 hours ago, boydeste said: That reminds me I need to get back on the golf course. First round in 5 years coming up next week. Left my clubs 2000 miles away, and just got used to working and not playing. Will be fun, I just hope I don’t throw my stiff back out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boydeste Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Just dragged my sorry ass out of bed and supping the first cup of tea of the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizondave Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 About to take the family by bus to visit my brother for the first time in 3 months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 14 hours ago, coxyhog said: Our supposed to be striker Andre Gray just got married to one of this lot(think it's 3rd from left)....he certainly scores better with women.... Yeah, he couldn't hit an elephant's arse hole with a mallet,never mind a goal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Watching Die Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Yeeeeee Haaaaa!. 😀 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillearly Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, galenkia said: Yeeeeee Haaaaa!. 😀 Have you been growing your hair during lockdown as well 😉 Edited June 15, 2020 by Stillearly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Watching German football and listening to old Stone Roses live. Feel like dropping a dove and rolling a fat one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Krapow said: Watching German football and listening to old Stone Roses live. Feel like dropping a dove and rolling a fat one! Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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