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18 hours ago, Yessongs said:

@boydeste @maipenrai @Lemondropkid

Not to beat a dead horse to death but...was looking around yesterday and caught this guy's review on the exact way to pick up girls at Thermae......I was there with the 3 above BM's in Feb, then a return trip in July with some "noobs" Always great to know "how to do it" LOL! 

 

I like it if the girl in Thermae Cafe Bangkok is holding her handbag with two hands in front of her. Arms straight. Cellphone in her handbag. By this, she is telling you, "Look at me. I’m here to receive and please you.” For me, this rule alone will almost guarantee a good to possibly even superb experience.

If there is a stunner that you really want and she insists on getting a stuffy old room upstairs, then I guess you don’t have much choice.

I have a no taxi rule. I’m slim and in good shape so this rule works for me. It may not be appropriate for others who have trouble handling the Bangkok heat. I usually get a hotel a ten-minute walk away from Thermae Cafe. And that is what I tell the girl. If the girl insists on a taxi, then she is out. She will not provide good service if a ten-minute walk is too much for her. They are all younger than me.

If the girl is always touching her hair, she is out. She is egocentric and therefore will not provide good service.

If the girl is glued to her cellphone, she is out.

If the girl has her arms crossed and looks unhappy to be there, she is definitely out.

If the girl waves or grabs you, she is out. She will likely have a demanding personality. Choose her if you want to be dominated by a girl.

If the girl’s outfit looks expensive, she is out. I can tell if the dress is expensive or not. She will likely quote a very high rate.

Most Thermae girls tend to dress up, but if the girl is dressed like a cheap working girl, she is out.

If the girl had plastic surgery, she is out. Sometimes it’s obvious. Sometimes, it’s not. The girl is egocentric and overly concerned with outer beauty.

The upside of these rules is that you will most likely get a decent to great service from the girl in Bangkok’s Thermae Cafe. The major downside is that the stunners will probably be eliminated by one or more of the rules. But it’s always give and take in life. So go ahead and find the perfect girl in Bangkok to show you a good time.

Do you carry a clipboard around with your rules on, that you tick off @Yessongs  after inspecting the ladies?

😉

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10 hours ago, Glasseye said:

 

Over here when I go for a basic cleaning/exam the dentist does the actual procedure along with two assistants. Average fee = $30. 

Unreal.

I used to go private on Denplan which was £12 a month if I remember correctly. This price is based on the health and condition of your teeth before you sign up. 
You could see the hygienist 4 times a year with 2 dental appointments lined up straight after hygienists appointments. 
Fantastic treatment all round, then the dentist closed his surgery after several years, retired and went to the US to sell yachts in Miami with his brother. 
😟

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5 hours ago, richy65 said:

Just checked in to The Hive Koh Samui. Had a good careful taxi driver who didn’t use his phone at all! First time here and I’ll be going for a wander around soon

Very envious, that is a great hotel. The rooms are large and have good facilities. The buffet breakfast was lovely and the pool/beach area great to relax.

Go for the 3 beers for the price of 2 early evening before going out. Lovely hotel, I need to get back there.

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1 hour ago, Horizondave said:

Very envious, that is a great hotel. The rooms are large and have good facilities. The buffet breakfast was lovely and the pool/beach area great to relax.

Go for the 3 beers for the price of 2 early evening before going out. Lovely hotel, I need to get back there.

I’ve got a nice room on the ground floor close to the beach. I’ll try the breakfast in the morning. Very quiet around the bars and restaurants tonight though.

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7 hours ago, richy65 said:

Just checked in to The Hive Koh Samui. Had a good careful taxi driver who didn’t use his phone at all! First time here and I’ll be going for a wander around soon

Hope the weather is okay for you , usually a bit of rain at this time of year ..👍

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On 12/13/2023 at 8:19 PM, Nightcrawler said:

Planning my January/February2024 Thailand trip. Looking at dates and prices for Fljght and hotel. Hopefully will book tommorrow from prices given today. Part of my trip will be still high season as the back end will be low/mid. Will only book 3 days at hotel with Agoda and then do a cash deal for rest of trip. Works out better. Going for a better room this time, not much more expensive.  

A bigger room is neccessary for my famous Bukkake parties. 🤓

Recieved £500 winter heating payment  in my account last week, so that will come in handy. Bit naughty to spend it on pleasure, I know but I didn't ask for it, comes with being a UK coffin dodger recieving State Pension. 😁😁

Maybe you'll find that coffin when banging 3 hookers in a 4 way using that 500. Can't think of a better way to go mate. 

Enjoy.

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9 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said:

I'm a little bit tiddly on Mont Clair red so I've just tried a Lotus ready meal of spicy bamboo and chicken , (2 for 75 Baht). It was bloody delicious so I'll definitely be buying more.

Not big enough for a meal but great for a small snack, also the bamboo shoots add to my 5 a day veggie consumption !

Perfick !

They are a tasty meal. I get mine from 7-11 rather than Lotus. Those small, microwave meals are my survival meals when my lady is up country and not around to cook for me.

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11 hours ago, thegrogmonster said:

I'm a loner and prefer my own company most of the time so I give my work parties a miss.

I had my own work Xmas party yesterday at my local pub.

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Did you have to pull your own cracker?

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12 hours ago, Stillearly said:

Weather a bit crap at home ... cold and rainy , so hit the gym/swim/steam for the third time this week ... hopefully it will be dry enough for a decent walk tomorrow 🤞

 

Stick with it mate. After about 2.5 months of lifting the soreness in my shoulders and lower back has diminished almost completely. 

My b.p. has returned to normal and within another month or two I will ween myself off those meds.

In general, things are much improved in life, both mentally and physically.

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15 hours ago, forcebwithu said:

They are a tasty meal. I get mine from 7-11 rather than Lotus. Those small, microwave meals are my survival meals when my lady is up country and not around to cook for me.

Most of those 7/11 meals are pretty decent, when in a pinch for time. And cheap !

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13 hours ago, forcebwithu said:

Just finished Christmas shopping for my five grandchildren. Same as last year, and the year before, Amazon gift cards for each. I gave up several years ago trying to find age appropriate gifts for each. 

Been transferring money for all of mine for years now. I never did have any idea what to buy them!

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